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Nobody:

The 6 yr old I babysit: my grandpa has wooden teeth.

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@Sambranagh Are u going through something??? Everything okay?

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Please stop demanding me to play a song upon learning my name

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Can finally wish you HBD on every social media outlet. Happy birthday to my forever friend @clairawithani 💋✨😺🎉

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Make bags of chips full again

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If someone doesn’t give me attention in 2 seconds I’m gonna lose my mind

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None of my presents are meowing...

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#WoBSavannah #WOBTV GETTING LIT 🍀 #alexasbirthdayweekend

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Today the boy I mentor told me that people w freckles remind him of old bananas with spots....Good. I think he rly likes me.

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Paige just asked me if she can scramble a hard boiled egg.

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What's worse than being hungover? Being sober.

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Met with my 2nd graders today and one girl kept asking me if I liked Coronas and another asked me who came before god.

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I made a story on Instagram ln so if everyone could do me a favor and unfollow me I'd appreciate it.

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Just another morning in the medd household

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My brain as soon as I get handed a test

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Honestly about to email my professor "you got me fucked up" and call it a night

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I'd say my Saturday was pretty off the charts

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Can't wait to get home from the gym so I can eat my Mac n cheese #qualitytweet