very tired

she/her

[very tired @a____k_____]

@sydinrealtime Spider good

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Now they charge over mark value for tons of shit and have boutiques like lol sure y’all are interested in providing affordable clothes for poor people suuuuure

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I’m still thinking about that record player that was $1000 at goodwill

[very tired @a____k_____]

Like remember when everything was $1-5 and that was it?

[Tom McKay @thetomzone]

reminiscing about how in dexter, teen dexter was played by michael c hall in a wig and no other effort to make him not look like he was 35-42 over the course of him playing teen dexter

[very tired @a____k_____]

And then I thought I hung up and Tyler (who also just started seeing this psych) called her a kinky mother fucker, and we hear “I heard that, you didn’t hang up” and Tyler hung up the phone and proceeded to die from embarrassment

[very tired @a____k_____]

My psych (2nd time talking to her) asked if I could stick my finger in my anus, sucked on her finger for a long time, and told me to feel around (because I mention my gastro issues) and uhm, please don’t do that ever

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

If Netflix was smart they’d make a Junie B Jones series lol

[very tired @a____k_____]

Govt: here’s a $600 stimulus check (maybe) use it to pay off debt and build emergency and retirement savings 💕
college debt: lol is that all?

[Red Bait @ttheweirdingway]

I literally want to cry reading this. SO REMOVED FROM REALITY

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people just don’t name their kids Bing anymore

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@anyonebutsydney My life

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Fuck you Deborah Phillips. Fuck you for not letting explain what happened to me before saying “are you sure he didn’t just like you💞 you might’ve been sending the wrong messages💞 boys can’t read minds💞 you need to take responsibility for leading him on💞”

[very tired @a____k_____]

If u could die from reading idiocy this news would’ve killed me

[very tired @a____k_____]

@anyonebutsydney I can’t watch it for mental health reasons but I need to know what’s going on what with a nail what

[Laura Gao ☕️ @heylauragao]

GOOGLE DRIVE WE GET IT THE TRASH HAS CHANGED

[very tired @a____k_____]

Why this hittin like a high school fire alarm?

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

what the HELL

[very tired @a____k_____]

@anyonebutsydney That’s fair I accept this take

[very tired @a____k_____]

Did you say “Floridians”

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The endless justifications for going out beyond work and exercise and essential stuff isssssss honestly too dumb for me. We’re in a pandemic, fuck around and find out if you want to.

[very tired @a____k_____]

My dads in the hospital and I am stressed and restless and other synonyms for anxious