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hi

[baseball enjoyer 3000 @TheNotoriousHRT]

the onion hit it out of the park with this one I cackled at these

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I wouldn't know if the stripper loves me I've never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Jersey Mike's and Lowe's

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

A guy at work told me he pooped his pants. I asked him if he thought he had that parasitic diarrhea that’s going around and he said “no it’s solid.” So I asked him what happened and he said “I just messed up” and walked to the bathroom.

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

MLS player lighting up the World Cup. What’s new

[Realate @memer_mitron]

I don’t wanna force it but I don’t wanna let it go either

[َ @gffyoq]

disturb me, update me, tell me how your day was, because i like your notifications on my phone.

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

An avoidant dating an avoidant is like this:
Him: wyd tomorrow?
Her: nothing much
Him: pick u up at 7
And then go on to have the best time of their life
-don't talk for a week and repeat

[samonella 🇲🇽 @samobasq]

Balogun, malik Tillman, Chris Richards all better and bigger for their clubs but you’ll notice why they weren’t picked

[ًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًًً @hopeloostt]

I wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time

[ً @artfuIchaos]

It kinda freaks me out that you never really know how the other person feels like it could all just be a lie

[Lark @king_of_limb]

had a few too many meads and wrapped my noble steed around a telephone pole

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Nothing more joyful than having the Telemundo feed on for World Cup games and realizing you know way more Spanish than you thought. My brain just automatically translates “Minions y Monsters” or “el Red Hot Chili Pepper band”…language is crazy

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

One of many universal male experiences

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[Jules “Hairy” Armpits @iraqismoker2]

23 years ago today Kobe Bryant refused to take no for an answer in a Colorado hotel room. #MambaMentality 🔥🔥🔥

[tree bark 🇵🇸 (af: treebarko) @TreeBarkAgain]

anything more to add?