Sweet Honey Kat

A full-fledged beautiful woman of the ocean she/they

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

The gunshot was actually just Bryon Noem’s breasts rapidly deflating

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

This is third time someone tried to kill that man it’s not news anymore I’m trying to watch the playoffs

[Cormac 🇵🇸 @yungpapist]

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

[circe @felinnae]

túmulo: vazio
satanás: moggado
pôncios pilatos: covardemaxxing
judas iscariotes: jestergooning
fariseus: framemogged
tomé: pico de cortisol
jesus: vidaeternapilled

[Sweet Honey Kat @a__gorilla]

I was born in the right era I love a basque waist

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[chompy gigante 🎃💜 #caitvi @omgchomp]

so like is anything going to happen from the worst information i’ve ever read in my life coming out or does literally nothing matter at all

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

you caught me at a very fujoshi time in my life

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

things keep happening

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Easily the worst thing a Buffalo Bills runningback has ever done involving a Bronco.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

listen I don't have time for whatever the fuck this means

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

hair coloring options for women:

out of a box = $12.99

going to a hair salon = $8,000

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they have cynthia erivo working double shifts with no bathroom breaks at the gif factory

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“omg their pinned tweet” “click the profile picture” “look at my header” well no. i come here to scroll and feel like shit. and i refuse to play your games

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

sorry but I am only 31 and will not be gaslit by Big Pedophilia into thinking that is old

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

oh the model is 5'9 and wearing a size xsmall? Perfect! Very helpful to know!

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

I love straight Halloween what do you mean you’re a slutty nun!!!!!!!!!

[alan ⋆˙⟡ @moonIightbabee]

“ethical billionaires”