A Wunderland ✨

#SRAYNHTGR

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

My power was back at a crisp 7:15am. My plants will survive another day.

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

Power outage in Denver
*turns on police scanner*

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

@kellyosityrover @1SarahRose I hope we’re next

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

@1SarahRose I’m sacred to open a window bc then it’ll get too cold and I won’t be able to warm up again 😭
Is this how the apocalypse starts?!

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

I woke up because I was sweating. Ask my partner why he turned off the ceiling fan. I get up to turn it on…it’s “on” we just don’t have power 🥲

[Sarah Rose @1SarahRose]

Power Outage Denver, Colorado check in!

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

@1SarahRose Omg, my plants! I forgot about them! My whole block is out.

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

Maybe if I wash my car they’ll stop trying to clean my windshield at red lights. 😭

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

This entire thread.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Name a podcast that’s smart, Black & funny and it’s not YOUR podcast.

Go!

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

That day when everyone learned that Swedish people don't feed guests in their home was so fucking FUNNY😭😭😭😭

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

@OregonZoo so why don’t we have a beer at the zoo?! We are losing so much revenue. Let’s talk numbers.

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

@pulte $1978 Portland, OR

[😈Mrs. Aint Going😈 @KodakYac]

Y’all don’t watch the Discovery channel or Animal planet and it shows 🥹🥹

A kangaroo is not waiting for help in a lake… it is a tactic to draw you in and drown you. They are standing at the deepest point and they’re feet are on the ground. Please ignore it 🥲💛

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

Or something else?

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

@GRRMspeaking @Benioff a friend and I are going back and forth over when and how Hodor got his speech impediment. Is it bc Bran went back and time the same time he was doing the download and he overheard meera screaming “hold the door”??

[evil flat-chested wench @troytheboyy]

If Desus and Mero don’t schedule couples therapy and work that shit out right tf now…

[FlyPDX @flypdx]

Portland International Airport welcomes anyone traveling to Oregon for access to safe abortion care. We are here for all travelers and safety is our highest priority.

[A Wunderland ✨ @a__mewd]

My rent increased $158 and I’m mad about it

[Louis M. Cypher @lou_m_cypher]

*places blunt down*

I just realized something. WE the kids that Whitney was singing abt...