MFICHA UCHI🙈

INTJ

[MFICHA UCHI🙈 @a__monday]

I've had such bad luck with avocado that I've decided i don't like it anymore.

[MFICHA UCHI🙈 @a__monday]

Introducing me to your relatives knowing they're evil is grounds BTW.

[MFICHA UCHI🙈 @a__monday]

The only kids i like are my niblings and my friends' kids. Fuck the rest of them kids. Im not playing with a stranger 's child just because they are smiling at me.

[MFICHA UCHI🙈 @a__monday]

My mom finally accepted my lazy side and is comfortable finding me in bed all day. I don't have to panick when she is at/nearly home. Adulting isn't that bad... I'm grateful i can enjoy that privilege.
Sometimes on weekends we bedrot together 😭. Who would've thunk.

[Myami ❤ @TheAworiBabe]

Metronidazole 400mg……
But they only have 200mg, now you have to take 2.😫😌

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Unawezapata hata US hawakutaka ni Ruto alienda kuomba wagonjwa.

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Imagine your father’s age mate paying you for sleeping with him while his own daughter is in the UK getting a Master’s degree. And you think you’re chopping him?
When in reality, he’s protecting his own from ever ending up like you.

[Kinyanjui Gitau 🔰 @LemurKinyash]

Imewave?

[MFICHA UCHI🙈 @a__monday]

As a woman in my late 20s, I've decided to work hard so that i too can have a wife... since these niggas be competing for the backless dera. #nohomo

[MFICHA UCHI🙈 @a__monday]

The way i was bullied as a kid doesn't allow me to take banter as lightly as y'all do I'm afraid.

[MFICHA UCHI🙈 @a__monday]

Men and women need to collaborate. All this shade being thrown every which way is just nonsense. We need each other whether we like it or not.
Also, times are changing. You need to get with the programme.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

[Chumbaa🦋💜 @Ruttosharon254]

Wazungu wanafaa sasa waambiwe waache kusema "Kenya hakuna matata". Sai matata ni mingi ata tunaeza wagawia 🤣

[Jokotade- That Badass Lawyer @BadejokoS]

Is there a place one can dance and win deep freezer, Lexus and/or fully furnished apartment?

[shameika said @misslawnabanana]

u know when someone is talking, and u sorta get why they are loved

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Ignoring each other with the intention of marriage

[Simi @simikunleoni]

bridgerton s4 pt2 in a couple of days. i waited for so long, i thought the day would never come, but it is almost here. truly, the good things in life belong to those who wait.

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

unadhani umefika mwisho alafu kesho yake unapatana na mwisho ingine hatari