Cool cool yeah so anyway, when are we heading over to Jake Gyllenhaal’s house with our torches and pitchforks again? Wanna do like noon? Does noon work for everyone?
My favorite movie genre is the one where Colin Firth used to be a rocker in his youth but ends up choosing capitalism over love until one day the child he never knew he had shows up and slowly melts his cold hard exterior, teaching him what is really important in life.
(Please read to the tune of Radiohead’s Creep)
Butt I’m a queef
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
(Thank you that is all goodnight)
It’s moments like these when I know I’m a Virgo because the existence of this car infuriates me. Everything in my body is screaming, “Why would she do this? It’s going to get so dirty you FOOL!”
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