Allison Steward

tiny crafty lady

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

Giving up on my Hollywood dreams to start an elote food truck called “A Street Corn Named Desire”

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

@rabbittweeters Let me retweet this coward

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

hot people had a glee phase

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

Cool cool yeah so anyway, when are we heading over to Jake Gyllenhaal’s house with our torches and pitchforks again? Wanna do like noon? Does noon work for everyone?

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

@MatthewStew409 You ain’t slick Jimmy

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

Should have listened to 3OH!3, turns out you really can’t trust a hoe 😪

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

My fall plans The delta variant

[Thomas Steward @ThomasSUNSward]

@a__stew22

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

My favorite movie genre is the one where Colin Firth used to be a rocker in his youth but ends up choosing capitalism over love until one day the child he never knew he had shows up and slowly melts his cold hard exterior, teaching him what is really important in life.

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

@daddyloonglegss Oh absolutely, there is no other way lol

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

This before and after makes me so happy 🥲 (if anyone comments on my excessive amounts of skincare and claw clips you will be blocked)

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

The only thing getting me through today is the fact that I know I have tomorrow off and can spend the entire day doing✨mosaic crafts✨

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

(Please read to the tune of Radiohead’s Creep)

Butt I’m a queef
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here

(Thank you that is all goodnight)

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

The only thing getting me through today is the fact that I know I have tomorrow off and can spend the entire day doing✨mosaic crafts✨

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

@profx_suns @Suns Tell Book the people want Kendall to sing next

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

Maybe if you bring back the 3 inch inseam shorts I might actually care about basketball you goddamn cowards

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

@nanawillaby Ah good ol Betty Spaghetti, the og baddie

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

@SavMortenson YESSS BETTER THAN I IMAGINED

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

Can someone please photoshop a rack of ribs over Renesmee’s face please and thank you

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

Do I like being a server? Not particularly no. Do I like announcing my presence whenever I walk into a new room? Hell yes I do.

[Allison Steward @a__stew22]

It’s moments like these when I know I’m a Virgo because the existence of this car infuriates me. Everything in my body is screaming, “Why would she do this? It’s going to get so dirty you FOOL!”

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

OMG isn’t this the cutest and funniest thing ever??? A new ride w everything @skims cozy fabric! We’re coming out w new Cozy styles soon! Get cozy in 6 colors and sizes XXS-5X on Monday, 06.14 at 9AM PT on https://t.co/Qsy51Sl2Sd and join the waitlist now for early access to shop