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[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

Hamoud Al Soaimi raped a 12-year-old girl. No prison time, 180hrs community service.

Vs.

Danny Tommo punctured an empty dinghy, stopping invaders raping the UK. Instant jail, no bail. Deep state persecution.

[BBB @BritBoxingBlog]

Another contenders for greatest British ringwalk 🇬🇧🎶

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Football Gossips @FballGossips]

Klopp gives one signal and the entire team presses at once 🤯

[shakur @AFCShakur]

only 3 months ago he broke the pl assist record💔💔💔

[M @mpc3839]

Scouse kid kissing the man united badge only to get pecked by the seagulls. Tremendous

[A @a_acur019]

@DoubleAFutebol a grown man btw…. gonk

[A @a_acur019]

@soccertorey diaz

[A @a_acur019]

@FabrizioRomano fucking useless

[A @a_acur019]

@xtra_gyokeres14 wirtz

[Jack Alter @jackalter]

This is the first time in history I've seen a guy get nailed with a power punch and it's the guy who threw the punch who got wobbled 😭

[Singh_LFC @thedoublepiv0ts]

70% of our fanbase was against signing of Wijnaldum.

Same fan base also wanted us to sign Doucoure from Palace two seasons back.

60% of our fanbase wanted Hendo sold for Dempsey.

Let the people in charge do their work.

[Dubs @Dubs_LFC]

You’ll take neither like the good little boys you are

[Nima Yamini @NimaYamini]

Never has piers Morgan got embarrassed like this on his show in 30 years 😂

[george @StokeyyG2]

Hull City fans taking the piss out of Man United and we’re only at gameweek one…

Incredible 😭😭😭

[A @a_acur019]

@UtdRobert you’re hard

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨WATCH: Nigel Farage shares footage of someone calling him a "wanker" then rear-ending another vehicle

[Billy Rice @dangerrice]

FIFA to investigate Argentina as they make another Falklands gesture by having no shots on target.

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

Konate's World Cup stats:

• 1 start
• 4 goals conceded
• Hooked at HT

Enjoy, Real Madrid.