Austin Burnette Mitchell

Musician/Artist/Poet laureate of empty milk cartons and last remaining cookie crumbs

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

Henlo frens

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i bought 1 share of space x ipo and now am 1% long legged mac d3ddy

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

making zero moves in a 100 to 1 noise to signal ratio world

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

i am in the hole

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

@julesgambit this looks like the underground chess social i use to frequent in pasadena

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

the ether is still warm

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

Rad out like a dad snout on a carnival cruise line buffet displ4y

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

I tossed a can of biscuits onto the edge of Bungleboro and the buzzards squawked like banshees

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

@ProfessaTed The guy gave a perfectly valid response, not upset in the slightest, and posed a good question in response to your trolling and you deflected with a phony arm chair internet statement about "narcissism."

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

Ive been elected as head of the smut committee for the bungleboro chapter

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

Theres only 1 thing in the world really worth doing and the wrong people are doing a bit too much of it

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

If i rapped my name would be Conway Yeast

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

Society is a can of biscuits

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

I tossed a can of spam into the yard and the buzzards went wild

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

The prophet is a fool

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

I reverberate a fart across the shower tile as the weight of the world slumps in my ball sack

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

Imagine listening to dave matthews band

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

Im getting fat and old and barely ever got any

[Austin Burnette Mitchell @a_b_mitchell]

@midnight4ngel_ Utterly pointless post.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

if you’re not going to go faster than the car in front of you, don’t switch lanes.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

David Lynch losing his mind when a producer says scene is "too long"