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A baby girl first.
Socially challenged.
Reining it in is exhausting
Onye ifenemenisi.
I will choose the girl.
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Joined October 2020
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The other side of the door.
Regional block for prostate biopsy but thoughts and prayers for HSG. See ehn!!
“the female urethra is short, you don’t really need lubrication when passing a catheter”
If I nod you. Lubricate fun mi jor.
The amount of anagelsics given for prostate biopsies makes me get angrier on behalf of every woman who has ever had any gynecology procedure done without any.
Urologists are so generous, from numbing agents to straight up opiates.
Meanwhile, women have to endure.
Evil people
“the female urethra is short, you don’t really need lubrication when passing a catheter”
If I nod you. Lubricate fun mi jor.
They really suspended a player of the stature of Pele and Maradona?
🚨 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo has been provisionally suspended by Portuguese Federation after disciplinary case opened.
Cristiano Ronaldo has been “provisionally suspended”, now waiting for the final verdict and decisions about the case.
It was Cristiano himself to suggest a punishment in a public statement after he apologised for leaving Portugal’s camp.
The official statement from the Portuguese Federation ⤵️
“The initiation of disciplinary proceedings against Cristiano Ronaldo, by deliberation of the Non-Professional Section, of October 9, 2026, with the purpose of the investigation of any disciplinary relevance of the facts participated on October 7”.
“Without prejudice to the automatic preventive suspension to which he was subject until the date of establishment, the non-automatic preventive suspension of the player was determined and the urgent nature was attributed to the process”.
Me pre-annoyed, waiting for someone to annoy me:
Instragram creepy ass app bro I hung with this girl at a rave all night didn’t get her ig or number and her account with zero mutuals just appeared on my suggested bro how
@DallasWings notice how the top defensive teams are in the finals?
@shondarhimes since you basically have a blank check with netflix, could you please, maybe, consider bringing back For The People, because I feel like my life is stuck at the point it got cancelled and i can't move forward until I get closure🥺
In my regime, it is straight up cutting of penises if you are caught peeing by the roadside.
It's a lot of thirsty people on this side of the internet. Control it gaddamit
Like, the ego was already massive before all of that, negl
This lady has no idea what she just did for my ego
The sign-up for presale access to RAYE’s Royal Albert Hall show requires people to answer questions about her album, ‘THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE.’
Is this not sexual harassment?
“The people I work with, we have this thing…I want everyone around me to be able to do a goon face. To me, it’s like, ‘are you free, are you care free, are you yourself, can you be silly?’ If I ask someone on the spot to make a goon face, and they’re like ‘I can’t do this’ I’m like, you gotta go, you’re fired.”
- Zara Larsson to Las Culturistas
Fuchsia (future) forever intertwined
Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.
Gay, Uconn, Biracial, Half Irish. That is her home
Gabby being at the centre of it all😭😭😭
valkyries roster in a nutshell
Like why are people fighting over something we all agree on? Let's all come together and work towards this common goal, since we're all in agreement for once🙂
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