Alexis 🐳

• marine biologist • #elpasostrong

[Alexis 🐳 @a_bucciali]

I’m feeling hopeless

[ashley @ashpaigeswiftie]

since they deleted their tweet. this is DISGUSTING. @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 @UMG

[𝙰𝚂𝙷🎃 @ashelai_]

https://t.co/Uj7OzNgEYd

[BJ Hall @BZY96]

Time to add this to the TL again. I hope she’s having a great day.

[Jane🫧 @janesreputation]

this performance by taylor and fall out boy lives rent free in my mind istg

[Alexis 🐳 @a_bucciali]

It’s ✨my day✨today 🥳 25!! I don’t feel ancient yet but I feel very loved 🥰

[Alexis 🐳 @a_bucciali]

The new song by Taylor swift called anti hero is my current favorite. I told everyone it’s because I relate. I said it is me. I’m the problem. I said it always seems to be my fault and I level with her in that aspect.

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

I did not know skinny jeans were so hated these days, like how am I supposed to show off my big voluptuous booty with construction worker pants on?

[Alexis 🐳 @a_bucciali]

I realized I stopped reading and have started the short book mission of 2022. I’ve finished two in 24 hours. Hit me with your book recommendations please!

[Alexis 🐳 @a_bucciali]

We’re all going to a pumpkin patch maze thing today and I’m so fucking excited!! I went to a small one once in EP back in high school but I’m excited to see what Oregon has to offer!!

[Alexis 🐳 @a_bucciali]

no fr tho! Sometimes I open it and it’s all good and other times it’s poon 😬

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

opening twitter in public is like playing russian roulette 💀

[maggie banana-q @donyaquixote]

SO NED FROM THE TRY GUYS BUILT HIS PERSONALITY AROUND LOVING HIS WIFE BUT HE WAS SEEN MAKING OUT WITH HIS EMPLOYEE ALEX IN NEW YORK AND ALEX'S FIANCE HAS UNFOLLOWED HER PLUS SOME OF THEIR COWORKERS HAVE UNFOLLOWED BOTH OF THEM AND NED'S MISSING FROM VIDS AND PROMOS AND

[Gerry The Canon Junkie @thecanonjunkie]

They’re no match for droidekas

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

[Kap 🦖 @KapnColonel]

So glad an admitted child predator can be invited to the Grammys with a warm red carpet roll out! Color me sister proud!

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

??????????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a florida teacher sent this to the families of their class. an absolute legend i fear

[Alexis 🐳 @a_bucciali]

I’m having the worst luck this week. My car kicked it and now it has to go to a shop. My phone decided to take a tumble now both sides of my phone are shattered 🙃

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Solid advice

[ty @incognityler]

Y’all ever had a work day that had you looking for new jobs while on the clock?

If my boss sees this I’m just joking haha I’ve never done that