Allison Burch

everything happens for a reason

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

@tevionposey You forgot something

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

@RomeTrumain I wish

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

I can’t explain how frustrated I am that I can’t wear sweaters yet

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

Where’s Benny Snell when you need him 😢

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

Finally realizing you didn’t really know someone like you thought you did... that’s the ish I don’t like 🥴

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

The most attractive human being I’ve ever laid eyes on @RomeTrumain

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

Good morning to everyone except those who don’t get over to let you merge onto the highway

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

I WILL go to a Jo Bros concert before I die. Mark my words.

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

Miami night one was insane. We love you guys. #HappinessBeginsTour

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

@ImJoseMolina *too

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

So I told my friend that I bought more stuff shopping online and she said “you must be rolling in the cash”

LOOOOOOL nope, I just have no self control 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

point guard probs. very relatable 😂

[Melancholy Culkin @smash_eat_sleep]

When you pick ya dribble up and ya team just standing there looking at you

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

Go home warriors

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

America’s Got Talent gotta chill with these golden buzzers. They make me cry every. single. time. #AGT

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

Whenever I show my mom a funny meme or tweet, she always asks who posted it or where it’s from. Like idk mom, that’s not the point. Just laugh 🙄

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

If you haven’t seen this already, you need to watch it ASAP ❤️❤️

[America’s Got Talent @AGT]

https://t.co/czT6DtsgpI

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

I need Twitter, Facebook and Instagram ads to stop showing me cute bathing suits. My bank account can’t handle it

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

Ex didn't know what he had, what a bummer

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

Ok I just died laughing

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

I JUST HEARD A WOLF HOWL FOR THE FIRST TIME & I AM CRYING... LISTEN

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

May is gonna be the best month. I’m speaking it into existence 🤞🏼

[Allison Burch @a_burch4]

Guys SUCK. Thanks for coming to my ted talk 😊