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That’s DR Carlos to YOU. The official twitter of baby prince.

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@a_carlosss @amccarthy24

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Meet a cute guy, find out he doesn’t believe in fluoride, cry, repeat

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me: *opens dating app* ok that’s enough *immediately closes*

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I don’t know what a smash burger is and I’m too afraid to ask

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Overcooked broccoli in my house now I have to move out :(

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Imagine being married to a really annoying man omg

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Like ya I can make it at home but eating bright orange macaroni at work is so embarrassing

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I fucking hate being an adult I have chicken and cauliflower for lunch where is my mom to make me hot cheetos mac and cheese

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Was struggling to open a jar and wished I had a man in my life for a second that was a close one

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Don’t have to listen to my ex’s shitty music ever again

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Ya therapy is great or I can watch stevie nicks perform silver springs live in 1997 until I cry myself to sleep which is free

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gingivitis and no lips*

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Can’t believe hot ass Jessica was crying over a man with gingivitis….love truly is blind ig

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I had THE biggest crush on my patient yesterday until I saw his 15 cavities 😭

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me: omg I can’t believe they only gave me 3 ketchups for my sandwich

assistant: oh can I have a packet of ketchup for my sandwich

me: can you

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I wish everyone but William a life of health and happiness

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@ebootyhj I miss you Erin!!!!

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One of my exes I am completely no contact, have him blocked on everything including email. My other ex texts me pictures of alpacas every few weeks. There is no in between

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finding out that guys I’ve dated make 3x what I make as health care provider serving the community while they type on their little computers all day is legitimately depressing lol

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That’s it I’m blocking this man

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me flirting: you come here often??
patient: …like twice a year