yung $

life is a Highway and Twitter is a cult

[t3mple is seeing cortis @catyufan]

my father once said this:

[aliza tal @alizathetulpa]

boyfriend is running a marathon so i’m gonna wear a tinfoil hat at the finish line and hold this sign

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bro did your hologram seriously just stumble into my apartment

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i may be sensitive but you’re mean and that’s worse

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

i feel like Butters

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

dive bar on the east side WHERE YOU AT phone lights up my nightstand IN THE BLACK

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

another year as a male instacart shopper on the day before thanksgiving. I’m substituting celery for leeks on your order. I’m telling you they’re out of canned cranberry sauce. I have never heard of lettuce.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Give me back my girlhood IT WAS MINE FIRSSST

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Why do Epstein’s emails all read like this

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

OH GAG IT

[mary @theoceanblooms]

god I forgot he killed the pope

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

cigarettes are always “bad for you” but you can really feel it in the summer. a winter cig is invigorating a summer cig you can literally feel the poison pumping into your body

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

https://t.co/VTGH6Sby7k