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Sono povero ma sono nobile

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@omwambaKE This positive

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@Coopbankenya Buana economy is bad na bado nilipata @Coopbankenya youve added me 324bob as a negative, are you even serious. My last transaction in that account ilikuwa sept last yr, sasa sahii why is there a negative?

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@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care @Safaricom_Care My child might sleep hungry if you dont act, please work in conjuction with @KeEquityBank to help me get back the money I accidentally paid to a wrong paybill. Kindly. Thanks.

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@KeEquityBank @KeEquityBank Check your inbox, I need my money back, my child is going to sleep hungry. Please, customer care help me. I'm in debt too. I sent money accidentally to a wrong Equity paybill.

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@realDonaldTrump Never be bothered just a few hours ago I was a sleep and dreamt you're the next potus. This is truest dream have ever had. I woke up to let you know the world is about to experience your presidency again. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT AGAIN.

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@realDonaldTrump Just dreamt you're the next potus. Am making this post reply at 3.40 am E.A.T Kenya just from the sleep. I dreamt you cleaning the whitehouse yard symbolic to getting rid of the mess. This is the time to live in America for Americans because it's gonna be great again.

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Mathira man will go home and be completely forgotten just like that. Anyways, the sigma guy, who seem to you as an all-time hopeless loser will remain relevant till death. He will be honoured, his stature will be erected in the heart of the capital, Nairobi.

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@ntvkenya A perfect example of 'if you stoop low, I will dig an oilwell for you.' You gonna get dirty.

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You're just bitter that OPODA man is not grounded at OPODA farm as you were told. You were duped that he is being sent for good to Bondo. Sell mboga polepole mama.

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@LarryMadowo It is always corruption until it serves you

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"It is always corruption until it serves you"

Mbadi
Opiya
Here you are from clean to skunk. Wash yourselves by serving the great nation.

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Come with gas masks. I will tell you the real deal, the police won't believe us.

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The donkey is rude and cold. Let's show him we've got nothing to lose if the country isn't favorable to all of us. Match and make them lose.

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Wake up people! It's time to take back what belongs to us. If we stop them, we shall enjoy. Match and make the donkey run down the slope.

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Aura for Aura, let's wake up tomorrow, 2M f us and match to wherever .....camp there until the donkey is able to listen. If it does not, slice the ear.

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@lenny_papito We got married. Tell mum to relax

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Let's have a plan! A 2 million walk to the SH, camping there, until the donkey listens. If 1000 of us die, he will be forced to step down by the international community and that can also be a ground for impeachment. Burn down the den or remain suffering.

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"What makes someone so acquainted with criminals?"

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Let's hold hands and peacefully walk to the Statehouse. We'll camp there, patiently waiting like lazy people, until the donkey finally runs down the slope. If it doesn't, we'll burn its den.

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@dhruvrahtee Occupy everywhere. Go to where he lives, stay there, he will have to step down if he doesn't find peace. Stop pestering a donkey on the slope.