Alex Coon

Stayin' classy since '92

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America in the making

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@mcconnell_dane Probably should have seen this coming

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@johnm8m @JacobLaramore A man crazy enough to jaywalk deserves to be left alone

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Just saw a man jaywalk in Bluffs. The Wild West is still alive 🐍 #thewildwest

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@katie_ob_50 @CPSCardinals @ChadronMS My sound is off, but I can only imagine they are listening to @johnm8m mixtape???

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@alexhelmbrecht @MrsH_CSC Who won the Feats of Stength???

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@johnm8m Not even out of the people in your car

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@TrevorBradeen Make 1 shirt. I'll buy it.

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@shelbs_austin I didn't make it to Cowboy Christmas. Wish I would have

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My wife: *tells me to do something*

My Brain:
Don't Say It
Don't Say It
Don't Say It
Don't Say It
Don't Say It
Don't Say It
Don't Say It
Don't Say It
Don't Say It

Me: "What did you say?"

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@TubScout12 Same

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@johnm8m @jakemurphy_93 @ChrisGreen_87 Good choices 👌

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@johnm8m @jakemurphy_93 @ChrisGreen_87 His raps or his new piano work?

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Coworker- "hey, hows it going?"
Me, knowing full well I'm going to complain- "oh, can't complain"

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@johnm8m Was not

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I pulled on a "push" door yesterday, but I'm going to blame it on the language barrier #aruba

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@johnm8m Are pools in basements even a thing?

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@shelbs_austin @michaelaustin66 FYI, not as many ppl will call you master as you would wish :(

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And the last minute 4th

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Apparently I've been opening pop cans wrong my entire life by using my thumb. How does everyone else open their cans?

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Shout out to the 3 ppl who use their thumb