Bailey Miller

My brain really only operates in The Office or Parks and Rec quotes.

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@IndignantMN Rollerblading in the Metrodome

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“Sorry, I can’t come in to work today. It’s storming out and my dog is scared.”

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@KristinSkaar Goals! 🥰

[NOAH CAINE @NoahCaine]

to make it here without dying is the epitome of white privilege

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Miller 2020: So......

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@metrokitty @halvorson Yay! So happy to hear it’s useful, relevant, AND appreciated! 💃

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@amandaesque I totally read the narrator part in Morgan Freeman’s voice

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If @lizzo’s new single is any indication of how 2019 is going to be, I think we’ll be alright 💥 #JUICE

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Someone did this to Melania Trump’s creepy Christmas trees, and it’s all I’ve ever wanted today.

[Bailey Miller @a_daily_bailey]

@scottkubie *glumly crosses off all ideas on idea list*

[Tenessa Gemelke @gemelket]

Every year at Brain Traffic, there are at least three costumes: mine, ⁦@ConfabSammy ⁩’s, and Vinny’s. /cc ⁦@tubes⁩ ⁦@a_daily_bailey⁩

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@gemelket @ConfabSammy @tubes Totally worth it!

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@scottkubie @BrainTraffic I have so many questions. #1 WHY

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@BeckySpurbeck @cjrey @JonAcuff @halvorson It’s weird, I won’t necessarily count an audiobook in books I’ve read, but I’ll definitely cross it off my to-read list if listened to it instead of read it 🤷‍♀️

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THIS GIF OF THE LADIES OF #HandmaidsTale JUST DESTROYED MY HEART #Emmys

[Bailey Miller @a_daily_bailey]

BRB, moving to #Boise.

[Joe Parris @JoeParrisTV]

#Breaking - About 100 goats are on the loose right now in a #Boise neighborhood. They are going house to house eating everything in sight. Nobody has a clue where they came from...updates to follow

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Just bought a mattress online for #AmazonPrimeDay. What have I become?

A proper millennial now, apparently.

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@DrPaula_99 @ryanlindberg You said in a previous tweet that you didn’t attend.

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This guy wins #EauxClaires Twitter. https://t.co/H2V9ySWLzL

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@DrPaula_99 @ryanlindberg She doesn’t even go here!