Damp Squirrel

Just a squirrel striving to Make America Great Again, and avenge my brother, Peanut.

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For those of you angry about what the Department of Government Efficiency and @elonmusk are doing, take a look at this scenario 🧵
Before you take off on a plane, you get a safety briefing. One thing reviewed are the masks that drop down in a depressurization event.

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@FoxNews I’m guessing he struggled to walk along the endz- i mean white line? He may not have been drunk, he’s just not familiar with them.

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS @SecretaryWright Nuclear power is the only way forward. Only way we’ll be sure to have enough power to go into the future.

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@hasanthehun You’re just a puppet and will be forgotten about once the people you tout “gain power”.

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@SenatorWarnock Says the guy who’s party lost over 300k kids and the guy responsible is now going to be governor of California.

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@FoxNews This is Mamdani’s NYC

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@elonmusk Anyone still putting trust in MSM has been brainwashed and has no hope.

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@hasanthehun Don’t worry, we are.

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@hasanthehun It’s so funny you don’t know that nuclear weapons and nuclear power are not even remotely the same.

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@catturd2 Who could have ever seen this coming?

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@MarioNawfal I truly believe Chinese propaganda is the cause of the data center skepticism. What better way to win the AI race than if your opponent doesn’t want to win it?

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@hasanthehun That’s… not nukes. But then again, people who shock their dogs likely can’t read.

Enrichment for energy is not anywhere close to what is needed for weapons.

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@DefiyantlyFree I truly believe she was infatuated with Charlie, and Erika is a target of jealousy induced hatred. It’s such a shame because I used to like Candace.

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@NoNoAnon09 @FoxNews @AlexandriaHoff No… I’m saying these communist/socialist candidates are communist lol. They admit it!

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@PaulEugene262 @FoxNews @AlexandriaHoff Uh oh someone has their knickers in a twist!

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@hasanthehun any guesses on what/who caused that massive dip right in the middle?

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@FmrRepMTG Oh hush, you’ve lost your spotlight and now you’re mad.

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@MarioNawfal How about we just arrest mamdani and call it a day?

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@GuntherEagleman I’m tired after just reading his schedule. How he manages all of it is beyond me

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@WesternLensman “I’m going to take a picture of a zebra to prove it isn’t real!” - the left.