Tom

Win or lose we are going to bet like champions

[Tom @a_dealor]

@stoolbeachhouse @oonacmccaughan This chick fucking SUCKS!!!!! What a horrible addiction to the group. Very clearly someone who doesn’t give a fuck about being part of any of this lmfao

[Tom @a_dealor]

LESS SHOWS WITH GAY PEOPLE IN THEM!!!! From the folks with Harriet

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

Seasons over

[Tom @a_dealor]

If you’re over a hour late to your wedding AND it runs out of alcohol 3 hours early during football szn don’t be upset it ppl leave

[Tom @a_dealor]

@dave_jrs I’m alive 😈

[Tom @a_dealor]

@tnhusky1 Seek help

[Airrack @airrack]

Kickball it is

[Tom @a_dealor]

https://t.co/qaJPtzs49D a classic!!

[Tom @a_dealor]

Dick harder than an armadillo

[Tom @a_dealor]

Bitch so bad caught a ticket cuz I really wanna meet her

[Tom @a_dealor]

She get freaking when the lights DOWN

[Tom @a_dealor]

Now I ain’t sayin she a good digger

[Tom @a_dealor]

She suckin’ on dick, no hands with it

[Tom @a_dealor]

Got a bitch that’s lookin like Aaliyah, she a model

[Tom @a_dealor]

@raiderstankszn If anyone who reads this actually saw this man last night you would be disappointed. Not only did he do the worm in a public bar, he did it on the outside blacktop parking lot part. Absolutely repulsive, yet incredible

[Tom @a_dealor]

SLIMEEEEEEEEEE

[Tom @a_dealor]

Nothing better than some head after a long day

[Tom @a_dealor]

@PFTCommenter What’s the updated record of the BaltiLess bets? I think the over has hit since this information became public knowledge

[Tom @a_dealor]

We cannot be using Jordan for make every put inside 6 feet

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

If you could have one... 🤔