Alexis DeHaven Brice

CD💜

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Chick-Fil-A being closed on Sunday but open on Labor Day is very American in a way that would get lost in translation if I tried to explain.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

I’ll start running again once the weather gets to exactly 68 degrees and partly cloudy with zero humidity and I find myself with no responsibilities for 45 minutes after a full night of sleep and an unusually productive therapy session, assuming I don’t feel bloated that day obvs

[solé @layxsnv]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Dude Obama was whatever but it’s crazy to hear him speak and then hear trump speak. It’s seriously insane. One guy sounds like a president (like how they sounded when I was a kid) and then the fat orange sack of shit sounds like an escapee from fucking Bellevue w a mouth full of shit & sand

[໊ @wynrosei]

"What radicalized you?"
Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.

[Goddess Graveyard Punany✨ @xm_muva]

American women can only stay with their babies for 6 weeks before they must return to work. This policy was lobbied by Nestle so that American women are forced to buy formula and don't rely on their own breast milk to feed their babies. The American government works for corporations, not their people & until this system dismantles, people aren't going to have babies. This is just common sense.

[Ted Cutezynski @shrugdeaIer]

Artemis II is a great reminder that we still don’t need Elon for literally anything.

[The cfb lliason @realfbllliason]

“This isn’t March Madness, this is the Arizona Ass Kicking invitational”
- Charles Barkley

[TNT Sports U.S. @TNTSportsUS]

"This isn’t March Madness, this is an Arizona Ass-Kicking Invitational.” 😭

Chuck sayin’ it with his chest 🗣️

[ThePhillyKat Archive @ThePhillyKat]

“Now I have to … sit in front of you and explain someone else’s behavior. It’s not my responsibility.”

- Hilary Knight, Captain of Team USA’s Women’s Hockey

|| #SeattleTorrent | #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

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[я hater @vmstagemom]

piper and paul literally need to send an edible arrangement to netflix hq

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Guess which one of these two people the federal government murdered for "holding a weapon."

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i don't really know what to say other than that the people of minnesota are unfathomably brave and their collective strength gives me a ton of hope despite all the tragedy and violence being inflicted by the government. community will always be the most important thing we have

[Alexis DeHaven Brice @a_dehaven31]

@TOEGOTTI He can’t remember who cam newton is from the cte

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

- No universal healthcare
- No paid family leave
- No universal childcare
- No tuition free public college
- No guarantee of live-saving care when pregnant due to abortion bans
- Average cost of $310k to raise a child to 18 yrs old

Of course US birth rates are at an all-time low

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

My hatred for Donald Trump has nothing to do with politics because he has no policies. My disgust has to do with his behavior as a human being. He’s a pile of fucking shit.

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

I kind of hope tik tok gets banned because I don’t have the strength to break my addiction without federal intervention

[Drebae @Drebae_]

That “need something sweet” demon be whoopin my asss