Andrew DiCarlo

Stratton Oakmont INC

[Andrew DiCarlo @a_dicarlo142]

@FloydMayweather nice ski mask, saw the same thing in Ferguson

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@tacobell is this a fucking joke?

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@SethMacFarlane shut up Seth

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@CameronNewton hey how bout you throw the ball to @gregolsen88 and not run it to @Jonathanstewar1 every play

[Andrew DiCarlo @a_dicarlo142]

@MediacomSupport SOS please help us figure out our internet. We don't know the number associated and no one will answer!! #MediaCom #HALPUS

[Andrew DiCarlo @a_dicarlo142]

@Meek_Phill @Durrs01 it's like they know https://t.co/v6gc0n7nn8

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

How To Turn Your Hangover Into A Successful Round Of Golf: https://t.co/nJcQnXsTV0

[Andrew DiCarlo @a_dicarlo142]

@OldRowOfficial that is @Meek_Phill and @a_dicarlo142

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https://t.co/Irnm3TDNeD Check out my EXCELLENT HOLE-IN-ONE! on Pinehurst2 hole 9! #WGTGolf

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@THE_myrebeer yea their edgy style speaks to me in such a progressively intellectual way
*smells own fart*

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@THE_myrebeer white noise

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@THE_myrebeer yea cuz the girls who listen to Dying Fetus are sooooooo hot

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Tiger Woods is a dumbass #TheMasters

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@RyanAKohn thank you

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@THE_myrebeer oh yea

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So when does nascar start?

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@THE_myrebeer yea

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SEAHAWKS!!!

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So that's what heroin does? Makes you sleepy?

[Andrew DiCarlo @a_dicarlo142]

So if you don't use dove soap, you're a shitty father? #SBCommercials

[Andrew DiCarlo @a_dicarlo142]

Everytime Joe Biden stands up, take a shot #STOU