Opened up the windows to let a fresh breeze in and were treated to a lover’s spat.
Woman: “Do you care, do you care?”
Man: “Why’d you spit ramen noodles all over my fucking car!?”
My neighborhood’s a trip, y’all.
@ThatBeing_Said Shiny metallic, see that? How much is it worth, does anyone know? $100? Some are saying $100, DickNose417 says it’s only $2. So somewhere in that range.
Steve Harness: “When is a reporter gonna snap back and say don’t you fucking talk to me that way? I’m a goddamned adult. I’m here working. You work for us, asshole. Go fuck yourself. Somebody, for the love of God, I will buy the Pulitzer for you if you will just tell this man how fucking dare you, do not talk to me that way”