Alissa

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

You think ketchup on a hot dog is wrong. This monster next to me put ketchup on a beef 🤮 #whitesox

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

Gxgjxkhdkdkydkhdkhfjvjfj!!! #SayItInATweet, it’s been 4 years of You Need to Calm Down! Celebrating all the LGBTQ+ Swifties this Pride Month and EVERY month! 🏳️‍🌈💖

[cta @cta]

Our rail lines as Taylor Swift albums ~a thread~
#TSTheErasTour

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

It's the guns.
OK, we'll ban the drag queens.
No, it's the guns.
OK, we'll make sure to lock the doors.

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

How do I know I am a hopeless romantic??
Wedding episodes in sitcoms are peak cheesiness and I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT.

#TheOffice
#FRIENDS
#ParksandRec

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

Trying to perfect my holiday hits playlist is no small feat.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Twitter has become one of America’s most influential platforms for spreading voting information, but with half of the company gone, political campaigns are gripped with anxiety over how to address election misinformation and potential threats. https://t.co/mEZJgfUcbZ

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

"If you have more toilets than humans in your residence then you are royalty..."

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

"You think there are more toilets on the earth than humans?!" -Kimball

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

I judge people that say "yummy"

[Cat Zakrzewski @Cat_Zakrzewski]

Elon Musk is attempting to shape foreign policy in 280 characters or less. His recent Twitter diplomacy is raising national security concerns about his plans to buy the influential social network. W/ @josephmenn https://t.co/64u17EDazP

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

How long has Fallon had a beard?

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

This is amazing. #SaveFerris

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

I’ve long wondered whether you could do everything Ferris does in Chicago in one day. So I found out for ⁦@washingtonpost⁩ https://t.co/DHGIrFnTDA

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

@rquinnmyers @BlockClubCHI Joe's wine cellar on Division closing?!

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

My husband's first country concert is tonight...and he's having culture shock.

LOL.

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

Addicted to @sweetgreen. Quarantining has fed this addiction substantially.

[Chicago Botanic Garden @chicagobotanic]

In times of crisis, nature can be healing, a respite. To support our community, admission and parking to the Garden will be free for all from 3 to 8 p.m., starting Wednesday, July 6, through Sunday, July 10.

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

Uh oh. I'm starting to recognize flight attendants. #United #frequentflyer

[Alissa @a_dyer_]

The most wholesome thing I've witnessed this week traveling is seeing an older gentleman sitting in the middle seat teach the women next to him a new dice game...the strangers happily played for almost an hour.