I Hate Alex

I've spent most of my time sleeping on hardwood floors, people's living rooms, any open door.

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

Good morning twitter

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

Don't text me asking for a picture of your work schedule bitch

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

I eat cereal in my girls bed

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Hit an all time low today – had to wear my readers to jack off.

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

@ChloDoll It's the only way to do it! 😋

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

@ChloDoll yes... yes this is totally you

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

It's finally going to happen. There's Excel spreadsheets and Word documents planning it. @ChloDoll

[OnSMASH @OnSMASH]

This @Raekwon & @GhostfaceKillah "This Is What It Comes Too" remix is TOUGH!

One time for the Wu!! https://t.co/SGALPlLPtT

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

@tacobell Your triple double crunch is a lie and this guy is exposing you

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

Then I did the dishes like a bitch

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

Had a chicken dinner with my mom and girlfriend tonight. Ended up looking in the mirror shirtless like WTF happened to you man?

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

Is it socially acceptable to get a hair cut with sunglasses on?

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

Just admitted to my girlfriend I have IBS. That's better than the convo about HIV....

RIGHT? @tomsegura

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

I got 2 tweets liked by my favorite comedians and my girlfriend. Now I'm shaving my head. Today is a win. 😇

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

Bout to get my hair cut for the first time in almost a year. Should I show up drunk?

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

@mayorcoalz it shows boners. a lot.

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

Basketball shorts with no underwear>>>>>>>

[I Hate Alex @a_eXa_der]

@tomsegura He was so fucking confident in that phrase. No hesitation. At all.

[James @iNeedKicks]

And again..... the internet is still undefeated