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Joshua Ayomide | 💵| 📉| Creativity✨

[BigMan @a_eey_]

Every time I say “I’m back for real this time,” I disappear again like a magician

[MilahsMum_ @oyindamolar001]

The rumor of students being kidnapped from a school here in Ilorin sent me into full panic mode 😭💔

I don't even know how I got to my daughter's school 😭 Her teacher said everything was okay, but there's no way I was leaving without my baby please 😭 it was when we got home...

[TheVictor @Literatus_V]

sometimes when my mom is really well-behaved and sweet,

I reward her with a little inside gist about my personal life.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

When you make a lot of money at once, two feelings come over you. Joy and relief.

Joy makes you want to meet all your cash needs and wants and share it with others who make you happy.

Relief makes you realize that the pressure of poverty is gone or lessened. Choose relief.

[Koa Loves U 2 ♡ @kourtofangels]

World Cup games really do just start on the dot man fuck the nba 😭😭

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷🇵🇹 @NurseLekan]

Does he still get paid by chelsea weekly?

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Their salary can’t pay for this.

[:/🇵🇹🇧🇷 @tinowrlds]

being overly conscious of not coming off as weirdo or a creep has greatly affected my ability to flirt and talk to woman in general

[Emeka @Emeneks]

TikTok is just a mad place
Someone said he’s a sex addict and he has sex 4 times a day

People were in the comments saying that 4 times a day isn’t addiction 😩😭

That he should be serious 😂😂

[Jola @Jollz]

In west africa

[Anty_Vicky🌹 @veekeejoe]

Tor, she died March this year.

Cancer took her

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

What I've come to realize is that, if you don't know how to bill rich people, you'll work as a dog for the rest of your life.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Firstly, Messi will be 43 in the next World Cup. Secondly, Messi will not force himself to play more games for Argentina once he can’t do it again.

One of the most intelligent things Messi has done as he aged is to ADAPT.

He has metamorphosed from explosive athleticism to elite intelligence. His positioning has now skyrocketed. For instance, look at where he received the pass from De Paul to score that first goal against Algeria, he picks spaces opponents don’t imagine he would.

The good part about Messi is that, in the glory days, he embraced playmaking, and now, that is paying off for him. He still drops those passes, crazy ones, those assists are still there.

The most important of them all is the energy conservation. Bro walks more than he runs, but hey, he’s Messi. Klopp was gave a speech to his players at Liverpool, he said “you cannot walk except you’re Messi”. Messi is allowed to do whatever off the ball, because when he’s on the ball, nobody else has his ability.

If you play against Messi, and you think he’s ineffective because he walks, the joke will be on you. Pep once said, while Messi walks, he is scanning everywhere. He knows where everyone is on the pitch, he’s reading the game to know where he can hurt you.

Those results you see on the ball, those spaces he picks up, yes, they’re offshoots of how he’s been reading the game while walking😅

[. @B0ymanager]

e get one time my papa dey lobby(bribe) for contract,a week after chasing the thing no head .

a week after that e call family meeting
after everybody don sidan my popsi start to laugh 😂😂 this man laugh for about 3mins+

my mama join am dey laugh,we sef wey confuse start to laugh..

ROAD CONSTRUCTION DEAL SECURED 🔒 😂
money good sha .. e dey make u better relative

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Vice Chancellor? No
Chief Medical Director? No
Super Eagles Coach? No
Chief of General Staff? No

Ok, Pastor? No

The judiciary could have put this in their budget and demanded it, just as the National Assembly does; that's why the concept of first unencumbered charge on the budget exists

He who funds you owns you.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

A lot of fraudulent lecturers are now being picked up by security operatives at Abia State University.

The system cleansing is intensifying by the state government.

Students who participate in such fraud will be expelled as well.

Once integrity is restored in our universities, the quality of our graduates will significantly improve.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Body go tell you

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

the crazy thing about this is if the other guy drugged her or something goes wrong, they are going to hold the person she told everyone she was going out with.

she still has the gut to call him a weirdo.

[Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak]

By this stage 2022, Messi don tell us to calm down and trust him.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I respect myself a lot and i also accord people their needed respect irrespective of gender, class, status or achievements. There are certain things you should never be able to say to me, not even by mistake.

[Wavecap Boy 🎈 @thebiscolumbo]

“You fit budget 50k for the week, make you spend 45k on Monday”