a-FREAK-a

Did it. Done.

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

nobody:

coloured aunties: Jy’t vet geraak.

[Simon @simon_orgill]

Imagine you lamming at the front of the queue for the vaccine and you wys the bouncer my cousin is 34 and half let him through man, don’t be so.

[Simon @simon_orgill]

Me: I’m just following up on my last email to see where we are.

Translation: is this kak not done yet.

[j @lieslmao]

i may be ugly but i used to be ugIier

[Simon @simon_orgill]

Sometimes you have to lie to your parents to protect them, why they gotta know that I’m laying kaal bors gesuip in the back of a Citi Golf when I said I was studying by my bra.

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

Looking good is my job.
I’m on the grind every damn day.

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

“We belong together.”

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

“Tired of living this lie.”

[Simon @simon_orgill]

Nobody:

Cape Town Brasse with that first bottle on level 2:

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

My mommy calls me Onion.

Every time she looks at me she wants to cry.

[Simon @simon_orgill]

@ soup twitter is “cup a soup” soup?

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

Are ciders dop?

[Simon @simon_orgill]

@ soup twitter is “cup a soup” soup?

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

I didn’t know.. but apparently kg’s were also “essentials” bc that’s all I’ve been picking during lockdown.

[lindy @Lindyyay]

The year I found my clit I nearly failed grade 11

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

@Ya_a_seen_Him Wolverine bc he was the wild one

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

“PUFF PUFF PASS,
don’t be greedy.”

[Cooppon Entertainment @coopponTV]

Bomboclaat

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

When your crush says
they‘d like something to drink.

[yusrah :) 🇵🇸 @yusrahsoeker]

.

[🇵🇸 @waseeels]

My mommy just asked my 11 y/o sister are you backchatting to me and my sister said “that’s how a conversation works” I am dead 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

ALL BOYS live like this.

[Nomy @Yiza_SA]

ALL men live like this 😳😒

[a-FREAK-a @a_freak_a]

@TonyCowards What if