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Mennonite pastor • professional substitute teacher • local celebrity; internet nobody • she/her • queer • diversely follows people so I can learn stuff

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Officially not-unethical by church decree

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@XianJaneway In Kansas we have the Arkansas River, Arkansas Street, and Arkansas City all pronounced Ar-kansas

[Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm]

I'm bisexual so the Billy Graham rule means I'm not safe to hang out with anybody

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@DeclawedBoy My sister’s bf 😂😂

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The last thing my dad said/text to me was that I’m a disappointment, but he would leave my kids in the will.

MOTHERF&@KER HAD NO WILL

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Lord have mercy

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Sister spent an evening breaking into a safe.

Contents of the safe: bolts to attach it to a wall

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@revdrmgc Yes.

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@SouthWest_Reds @RevJacquiLewis Children have no value under capitalism because they’re neither workers nor buyers

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@sterlinggates Summer savory herb. I *need* it for my chicken noodles to taste right though

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Learn how to conjugate they/them pronouns. Our GNC kid’s elementary teachers were earnest and loving to them. But golly, “they is doing well” s/v conjugations were a problem 😂

[swm @sheathescholar]

4A. I can't speak for all trans/GNC students but when I'm misgendered, this is how you handled it:
- quickly correct yourself in the moment (Ex. she went...they went out)
- do better and practice when I'm not around
- DO NOT stop everything, apologize, and/or make excuses

[Asia Embers @a_frye]

@fakejewishboy My wife’s exhusband and I have the same birthday. We both like lemon cake. I guess she had better make us a big cake 😁

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This week’s bulletin typo: Hymn: I want Jesus to walk with men*

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@ThunderMuse_ Mr. Thunder Nick Collison

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@maegan_lewis All the Rick Riordan presents stuff is good. Especially Tristan Strong

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@Lauraj222 A section of T/F, “is it scripture?” Include maxims like God helps those who help themselves. Include Muslim, Hindu, etc. stuff, ie “There is no God, but God.” Confusion stuff that reads like Proverbs. And hard Christian scriptures.

[Asia Embers @a_frye]

@Lauraj222 At the beginning of their studies or at the end?

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@GarySmithson9 @JTFlamelily You know nothing of true desperation

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I left awkwardly and shouted, “Dinner is at 5:30!” on my way out. “I’m making Piña Coladas!”

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If run into your wife’s former spouse and their/your (step)kids, and their acquaintances ask “Oh!How you know each other?” You should definitely say, “They are my brother-in-laaaaaaw?” Right? That’s it, right?

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“We have both been married to the same woman,” was also met with a blank stare.