Ally Gloceri

I don't know what's going on about 98% of the time.

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

Being bipolar is awesome because one minute you’re like “FUCK YEAH IM GOIN ON A ROADTRIP TO KY” then the next you’re laying in bed eating pretzels and crying saying “why the fuck would I do that”

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

Do any other women just get constantly told they are wrong? Was told I was wrong about my wisdom tooth, X-ray confirmed I was right. Just got told I was wrong about a fault with my car, pics of the error code confirmed I was right.

Do people just assume women make everything up?

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

I’m at the point in my job search where I see jobs I could potentially have but then don’t apply because I’m so discouraged

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

How to avoid a guys advances Ally style

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

I just wanna be happy, is that too much to ask?

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

My heart hurts

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

Read receipts are a blessing and a curse 😥

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

Michigan winter is hitting me with full force. Dry skin, cold sore, acne, AND A FREAKIN BURN ON MY CHIN BY PIZZA SAUCE ESCAPING THE HOT DEPTHS OF HELL. You know, the usual.

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

Today I walked into work and taped between the two registers was a news article about a man stabbing a women with a fork because of an undercooked potato. One of our regulars gave it to us and it’s now on display. It was lovely.

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

Here’s a poll

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

I HEARD BACK FROM A NONPROFIT I APPLIED TO AND THEY WANT ME TO SUBMIT WRITING SAMPLES BUT IDK WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT AHH

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

Should I...

A. Send in parts of a research paper from school plus a part of my blog

Or

B. Part of a short story I wrote and a part of my blog

The paper makes me look professional but could be dry, the rest is all creative writing, I need two samples! Help!

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

I just remembered I have a cyst in my brain. Lol crazy.

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

Happy thanksgiving I’m severely depressed

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

I always like to go stalk myself on social media but instantly regret it because I am ✨~cringeworthy~✨

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

Bojack horseman is such an accurate representation of depression it makes me sob. Stupid cartoon comedy...

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

Who wants to move to Florida with me???

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

I really just kinda hate airports ugh

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

I will be in Florida tomorrow and I am PUMPED

[Ally Gloceri @a_glossy]

GUYS I am SICK and I go to FLORIDA in TWO DAYS. WHY is this HaPpEnInG???