Austin Humphrey

Save a horse ride a Longhorn @TexasExes

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

BREAKING NEWS: Bevo to remain Texas Longhorns mascot for the upcoming 2026 football season

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

AND IT'S GOODBYE TO A&M 🤘

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That camera man had one fuckin job and fucked it up on the biggest play of the game lmao

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Ryan Nibblett is only thing standing between me and booking this date rn

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I’d rather down a cocktail of liquor and lethal pills than suffer through a moment more of this @TexasFootball game

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I’d rather down a cocktail of liquor and lethal pills than suffer through a moment more of this @TexasFootball game

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

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@JeffPassan I’ll say it, this throw is Yadi-esque

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Been itching like a crack addict on his last rock for a lil college football action

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Christ @TexasBaseball is raw

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I would like to thank Jesus, my family, and most importantly @ChickfilA for existing #Dynasty #championshipDNA

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@ESPNCFB @MartySmithESPN @TexasFootball Great line of questioning here by Marty

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The plot thickens. Gail is onto the scent of the cover-up:

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My dad inadvertently catnapped a cat (let in bc cold), couldn't find him till 7 PM the next day, then had my mom cover for him on the FB HOA page. The kicker? Brownie has a mean streak😂😂😂

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My dad inadvertently catnapped a cat (let in bc cold), couldn't find him till 7 PM the next day, then had my mom cover for him on the FB HOA page. The kicker? Brownie has a mean streak😂😂😂

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I’ve been telling y’all #Spurs fans it was inevitable @JaMorant @wemby @memgrizz

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@Shanemgillis has the #CFBPlayoff semifinal on mid-set and it’s absolutely electric @TexasFootball @OhioStateFB

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Just saw a cyber truck wrapped in advertising for the new Fair Oaks Emergency Room lmaoooo

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@NSfutur3 @tulpapilled Psychedelics alone, no, but I’ll bet he had underlying schizophrenia. Combined, they wreak havoc on a person’s mental sanity in diabolical ways.

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The fact Sark literally teased us with one effective zone read with Arch in just to pull him the next play is what hurts most

Like even my NANA knows Quinn ain’t pulling that rock to run the mfer couldn’t break 6 seconds flat on a 20 yard dash

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THANK YOU God is real and I don’t have to resort to substance abuse now

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I need 6 blunts and a bottle of Everclear if I’m going to survive watching this offense