I never knew this was how our states got their abbreviations! ๐
This guy is hilarious!! ๐๐คฃ I was laughing out loud!๐
Enjoy, if you need a laugh!๐๐ป๐
@KalamCenter And I bet more than half of you people support abortion, and don't bat an eye when millions of babies die, But all sound fucking pathetic when a dog that was a stray anyways dies. People have souls. Fuck all of you.
Comedy is all about timing.
This guy Ryan proves it with a 60-second bit that shouldnโt work โ until it does.
He grabs a dude in a Nike hoodie in the front row. Count backward from 60 in your head. When I point at you, yell whatever number youโre on. Then he starts a story about his dad. Born in like nineteenโฆ โFifty-six.โ Older thanโฆ โForty-eight.โ How many women in college? Probably likeโฆ โForty.โ All of it landing like the universe wrote the script.
Then he sets up the kill shot. If Iโm being honest, the real number for my whole life is closer toโฆ
The guy jumps early. โTwenty-siโโ Ryan freezes. Finger in the air. โI did not point yet.โ
And then he justโฆ waits. Twenty-plus seconds of dead silence with that finger up, burning the countdown on purpose while the room loses it.
Finally he points. The guy says: โTwo.โ
Ryan fist-pumps. Right on the button.
Thatโs not a joke. Thatโs a heist.
Watch:
One year ago today, violence took Charlie Kirk from this world.
But it could not take his voice.
His chair is empty.
His impact is everywhere.
His courage lives in millions who refuse to be silent.
A life can be taken.
A legacy cannot.
We miss you, Charlie.
๐จContent warning: This is a very upsetting video to watch, so proceed with caution.
The footage is no longer rare. Profoundly ill women are putting their childrenโs harm on camera as a public offering to Lindsay Clancy, and it has become common enough that the old habit of judging women one at a time has started to look like a luxury.
Men have grown indiscriminate. Their recent contempt for conservative women is ugly, but it is not mysterious. They keep seeing mothers turn a childโs suffering into content, and they have stopped trying to separate a rational question from a psychotic performance staged for clicks.
I understand now. Carry on, gentlemen.
*I love @JillianMichaels, so give her a follow if you don't already.
๐บ๐ธ As if it couldnโt get more sickening, women are now filming themselves holding their own babies and toddlers with the caption โSame, Lindsay.โ
Theyโre showing solidarity with Lindsay Clancy, the mother who strangled her 5-year-old daughter, 3-year-old son and 8-month-old baby to death with exercise bands in the basement.
One by one. While her husband was out.
These women look straight into the camera, kids in their arms, and declare theyโre the same as a child killer.
There is no coming back from that level of sickness.
Writer: Sol
HILARIOUS ๐
Woman MOCKS Lindsay Clancy supporters with extreme accuracyโผ๏ธ
This is the funniest most spot on ๐ฏ video you will see all day.
Mockery is the most effective way to battle back against the insanity.
๐จ JUST IN: This German World Cup fan has gone famous for CRYING ON-AIR after he realized the anti-USA propaganda he was fed is WRONG โ after an American man named Bob RESCUED him when he got stranded
"I was scared of the US...shootings, criminals."
"I've FALLEN IN LOVE with this country. This was so emotional. I even cried in the stadium." โค๏ธ
Sebastian thought Americans were rude, mean and COLD
"Strangers offered him a ride to his hotel," after he was stranded with no way to get back!
"I LOVE USA...I had tears in my eyes."
The man even got more sad about having to GO BACK to Germany than his team, Germany, losing in the World Cup!
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PERFECT TIMING with America 250!
There is no way you can convince me that coming together meets this definition. It wasn't even a tackle, it was him putting his foot down while falling.
#worldcup#redcard