AndrewJacksoff

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Just got a DWI (Driving with IBS)

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Guess Maxx Crosby has Iridocyclytis that's why the ravens didn't sign him

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You got Deep River Woman by Lionel Richie on that thang?

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Fuck a partridge in a pear tree, give me a six pack of beer and some crab legs

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This is a real dog that came to my house.

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Redheads love cheese, must be deep down in their RNA

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NBA players wanting to challenge after the ball is clearly off them

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British People: can’t live with em, can live without em

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@yoshibikehead NO

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Labor Day should be a 24 hour work day

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The newest trick for speeding up your boring work day:

Betting on every single sporting event on @FDSportsbook

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Clean as a whistle? Bitch that nasty ass whistle been in yo mouf

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Jamal Murray is Dirty Dom Mysterio #Nuggs #WWE

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Going to Cambodia in 5 days? Probably yes
Camboda These Nuts fit in your mouth?
Probably not

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Watching the NBA All Star Game is like watching a puppy kicking competition hosted by GloRilla

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How am I supposed to watch the 3-Point Contest while my Country is at war with Canada

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From left to right top to bottom
Dead, beat his wife, beat his wife
Dead, rapist, Zach Wilson
Traded, Odell, Signed DJ Uiugly

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I’m Andrew Jacksoff, Freshwater Detective and Angling Explorer

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Bitches love CarPlay

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Kirby Smart more like Kirby Fart!

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