Wahab☆

Chill guy

[Wahab☆ @a_kamo01]

Wetin you love o
No be wetin I love o
Wetin I love I go do am with all my heart o

[autist @litteralyme0]

When your wife is a 10/10, your daughter says no to parties and your son knows every super car by engine sound

[َ @gffyoq]

i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern.

[JD @Juddywizard]

Anytime I wan calculate my end-of-month expenses, na then I go begin see names wey I no sabi.

Who be Zaidu Yusuf, and Wetin dey happen for my life wey make me send you ₦12,400 for 2:32 a.m??

[Wahab☆ @a_kamo01]

@lghtsideE Werey na God say make I call you yesterday, you for no see anything post😂

[dad. @TheoneDafash]

#need

[BigDolapo🫦❤️ @DolapoShelter]

I no romantic reach my perfume side abeg...
Bami drop perfume mi ko koshi danu.

[zuka @feran_x]

In addition, get very comfortable disappointing women, your life will just be better

[BIG AYO🔰 @4kaszz]

I get money for anything you wanna eat and drink when you come over

I get money for taking US out to places I wanna see as well

I get money for affording soft lifestyle for myself( you can tag)

I no get money for wigs, to change your phone or your family issue, or back to back craving or clubbing for Snapchat aesthetics!!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Perfume for body, garri for belle.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Call me “weird”, but I don’t have a “dream job”.

Make I no sha broke na im I dey do walai.

[OLA OF EKITI ✌️ @iamolarodriguez]

What is the point in preparing extensively for the ICAN exam, when the aim of the examiner is to set questions that makes you look like your months of reading is useless.

You'll read the question and think you haven't read anything for 4 months.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

Na nonsense be that, all those poverty gimmicks dey disgust me

[BigKoks @koko_mckay]

Lol reality fr! I Dey steady dash out my gold, cos I always tell myself I will be fine, Shebi na me!? Allah I go dey alright.

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

New clothes mehn, e dey boost confidence.

[ᵀᴬ @TokiAnifowose]

give it more time, when you talk you’ll be saying lyrics unknowingly

[unscripted ✰ @UnscriptedPnL]

my hard earned money na your love language , this girl.

[27. @dimvji]

a nigga like me just want motion

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I’d like to use this to talk to the brainless Men that always feel SEX is something Women “give” to Men.

The spineless fools that accept sex as what their Woman ‘brings’ to the table

Something that on a very good day, every human’s body needs, dem go dey hoard am from una and una go dey beg ?

Something that makes them FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.

Something that if you decide not to touch her again, she’d start questioning her sanity ?

That’s the same thing they’ll be weaponizing against you idiots ?

Omo Men are so foolish!

[Zaga🍃 @MrChulo__]

My brain has too many tabs open..one is always playing music.