Allison Karloff

I know when that hotline bling it's probably just my mom telling me to make my car payment

[Allison Karloff @a_karloff]

Reading a book and author is from Poland and just now learning that “Busia/Busha” is an American Polish term and they don’t actually say that in Poland....my whole life has been a lie

[Charles Esten @CharlesEsten]

I heard a little more barking than normal from the puppy corral, so I went to check it out. It was Rocky, letting me know that his brother Ryman... might need a little help.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Percy. He helps kids build their confidence by letting them read to him. He also loves the stories so it’s a win-win. 14/10

[Allison Karloff @a_karloff]

Tbh probably biggest takeaway from 3 years of schooling as i do these every night

[Allison Karloff @a_karloff]

Helpful aspect of OT: identifying which nerve is compressed and doing appropriate nerve glides when hand falls asleep laying in bed 🤓

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Girlfriend: You never say anything romantic to me.

Me: *just called her the rootinest tootinest cowboy the west has ever seen* Are you joking right now?

[Allison Karloff @a_karloff]

For someone with a Master’s degree in basically helping people dress themselves, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize i got my arm stuck in the extra pocket of my gown sleeve… https://t.co/ONKOtitTaP

[Allison Karloff @a_karloff]

Thanks for a great weekend in the great outdoors (and for making sure i didn’t lose any appendages while holding a loaded shotgun) #skeetskeet @ Cacapon Resort State Park https://t.co/3ZZKbck8Np

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Benjamin. He is Froot Loops. 14/10

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Best costume so far.

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

The only ambulance I want picking me up

[Allison Karloff @a_karloff]

*more photos to come once professional photos developed because I’m terrible at taking pictures even at super important events like my sister’s wedding* #itsaboutstein2019… https://t.co/UW5chzMfJj

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

way to go, buddy. it took us three days to make that potato salad!

THREEEEEE DAYSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[Allison Karloff @a_karloff]

Only 8 more days of sharing the same last name, but will forever share our corny sense of humor #itsaboutstein2019 💍🍍 @ Charleston, South Carolina https://t.co/kGkz509zCw

[jayjizzle🎈 @calhoun_jalyn]

“How Do You Plan On Paying Back Your Student Loans?”

Me:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. i will go outside. only to realize. it is inside that i desired all along