Kat

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[Kat @a_katastrophe]

girl dinner is just American tapas

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

I deleted tiktok so my new vice is the NYT games collections and then returning back to twitter

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

Being an adult is realizing that pad thai kind of sucks

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

the action call to kill all lantern bugs is single-handedly giving me, and the entire New York community, a newfound purpose in life

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

There’s an unspoken sexual tension between you and the person on the treadmill next to you at Barry’s (despite your relationship status). Sorry but I don’t make the rules

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

who do I have to talk to in order to arrange Kacey Musgraves to play at my funeral?

[Serena Kerrigan @serenakerrigan]

Sunday reminder that if it’s not a fuck yes, it’s a fuck no.

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

people walking around the city while actively reading a book are trying way too hard at being the main character

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

what feels illegal but isn’t: getting multiple bug bites on your face

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

do you check how your stocks are doing every 5 minutes or are you normal?

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

today I’m romanticizing being ✨late✨ when I used to get ✨delayed on the subway✨ and being on a ✨tight schedule ✨. What a 💫time🌟

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

my favorite hobby is getting halfway through a bottle of lotion and then never using it again

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

@BirchCoffee welcome to the neighborhood! When are you opening?? #UES

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

#HotTake intuitive eating is just not having an eating disorder

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

@spinningjennay Mine had two young boys who would start running around at 7am on weekends 🙃

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

while WFH, I've called my manager "mom" to my mom. I'm glad I'm staying true to myself by finding ways to embarrass myself even when talking to almost no one all day

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

should I throw out all my yearbooks in order to achieve ~minimalism~

[Carlie Lenskold @carlierice]

I will do literally any type of workout if it promises results but ... burpees... that I will not do

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

The most action I am getting during lockdown is the house thermostat changing from 68 to 69 the second I leave my room

[Kat @a_katastrophe]

do you guys remember checking the weather for the next day before going to sleep? good times.