kat.aplexy

sometimes i laugh too hard and end up paralyzed on the ground • go dawgs

[Leanna Orr @LeannaO]

Europeans' out of offices are like "I will not be working until 18 September. All emails will be automatically deleted."

Americans: "I am in the hospital. Email responses may be delayed by up to 30 mins. Sorry for the inconvenience! If urgent, please reach me in the ER at..."

[terrell2spirit 🪶 @terrell2spirit]

i love it here

[Derek @Doogi_]

This is SO important. @ladygaga

[kat.aplexy @a_katherine_]

@cammmer0n OKAY I AM HERE. FOR. THIS 👏🏼👏🏼

[kat.aplexy @a_katherine_]

@em_allred Quality content 🤩

[kat.aplexy @a_katherine_]

@em_allred I just laughed so hard

[kat.aplexy @a_katherine_]

@cammmer0n @SummerLeightonn

[Wheelz - Recruiting expert @LootenantDans7]

The University is 100% protected from COVID-19 thanks to Duo Two-Factor Authorization

[Philly’s Original Harden @KHJ_Esq]

Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers... meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

you’re either hot or you know how to use semi-colons properly; there’s no in-between.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no one:
Barbie:

[🥺 @saraaaabethhhhh]

if you weren’t in college during the caroline/broccoli/closer holy trinity that was fall semester 2016, you missed out!!!

[brittany @brittmerl]

saw this on tik tok had to share it here

[Brady @pebbut]

Why does it have to be the roaring twenties can we just be quiet for a lil bit. the quiet twenties

[Emma Kumer @EmmaKumer]

My sister, a freshman, coming home for winter break:
9:00 brunch w besties!
11:00 shopping!
2:00 coffee date!
4:00 dance class!
6:00 dinner + partyyyy!
10:00 Netflix marathon!!

Me, a senior:
1:00 wake up
3:00 fill out job application
8:00 hang out with my mom

[kat.aplexy @a_katherine_]

@puttdaprophet A bad side effect is facial acne so make sure to watch out for it and try something else if it starts to occur

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

to the people who put antlers & a nose on their car for xmas

u cant trick me .. i know its a car

[kat.aplexy @a_katherine_]

NO by Meghan Trainer deserved more