just because snapchat has the feature of “memories on this day” from the last few years, doesn’t mean you need to post them on your story all over again.
we’ve seen it once, no need to see it again 3 years later.
asked my dad to pick up a prescription for me at Target, he had to call me to ask what my birthday was ...
but is able to rattle off the events of each of my siblings day of birth #middlechild
tonight’s dinner conversation consisted of discussing @kellikersten & different colleges she is interested in.
my father: ��I started out studying pre-law at Iowa, then pre-med and I probably would have made a great doctor if I understood science”
Classic jimbo 🤦🏽♀️
I am more worried about my candle supply than I am about my toilet paper supply.
I only have 2 candles left....what am I going to do when they are burned out?
#QuarantineLife
I have been practicing for this quarantine my whole life. I am an expert napper and homebody.
Here’s to endless naps, reading, movies, more naps, and no human interaction.
#QuarantineLife
I truly need toilet paper, but I am worried people will think I am taking part in the nonsense this world has become obsessed with in stocking up on items they should have been using all along ... Like I just really need some TP since I’m on my last roll......
really pissed I just invested my entire day binge watching @LoveisBlindShow to find out the finale is on next Thursday.
I did not just invest my whole day to not know how it ends?!
Netflix. I’m disappointed in you.
@Harry_Styles and @StevieNicks need to make a collab album.
which includes their songs, their bands songs, new songs written together, old songs.... so basically just any song.
massive headache...
drinks 4 cups of coffee to cure what I think is a caffeine headache.
crawling back into bed cuz the caffeine didn’t fix it.
now just extra jittery, with the same massive headache.
so wake up in a few hours to do it all over again?
yep.
work day: snooze alarm 15 times, barely have time to shower, rush to get to work so have to park illegally.
day off: wake up at 5, drink 2 cups of coffee and not know what to do but go back to bed and repeat in a couple hours.
something doesn’t seems off with this scenario.