Alex Kidman

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Laying in bed in just underwear.. Too lazy to get dressed, WAY too lazy to cook.. But starving, the struggle is all too real.

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Tuesday night seems like a perfectly respectable time to take a bottle of wine to the face. #dowhatmakesyouhappy #elohel

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Casually wearing three layers and a hoodie under my god damn chef coat... And a beanie. #winteristerrible

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

I'm dead 😷

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

"I always use both hands on a hot dog, don't you?" @RmilyEeed

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Tonight... We're gonna' do alllllllll the bad thing @RmilyEeed #imnotevenremotelysorry

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

There's a special place in hell for people that think it's okay to start a work day at 5AM...I'm too tired for this shit #kitchenprobs

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Returning to twitter in anticipation of alumni weekend madness #getmetohamden #4ishdays @RmilyEeed

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Forgot my damn sunglasses #vacationfailnumerouno

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Feeling defeated... #keeponkeepinon

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

After reviewing the last three photos I've posted to Instagram I've come to the realization that I'm definitely a fat kid. #toochubbytocare

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

After spending two nights at the good ol' Days Inn, it sure does feel nice to be in my own bed. #Buthamdenisstillthetits #missyahamdyham

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

@RmilyEeed and I may have had unrealistic expectations for the Days Inn #fuckitweredoingitlive #alumniweekend

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my ride or die bitch @RmilyEeed #snugglininlessthan12hours

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Going to see @bre_kidman for lunch #minifamilyreunion

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

A much needed day off

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Just acting like 22 year olds @RCrisco #workhardplayhard

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

No pong balls buttt some cotton candy #almostawin #countryfest @RmilyEeed @caro_blanch http://t.co/g8kcrpStSG

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

Had a pity party for myself and listened to 22 on repeat for the entire ride to work #birthdaybitch 🎈🎉🎂

[Alex Kidman @a_kidman]

It's my birthday #tootinmyownhorn #feelin22