Austin King

"only a fool trips on what's behind them"

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

The great and powerful @elonmusk.
If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way.
For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump.
Enjoy the podcast

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is amazing 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

in case u need to lose a boner fast

[FBI Denver @FBIDenver]

@NatlParkService @GrandTetonNPS The live update has concluded and we will share a recording soon. Our statement is attached & we have no additional comment at this time.
#FBIDenver & our partners extend our condolences to Gabby's family. We thank the public for your generous support of this investigation.

[Austin King @a_king_226]

It’s 2021, leave voicemails not emails.

[Melo @MELOD1P]

if it ain’t crack let her run track

[Austin King @a_king_226]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but unless you’re Tom Selleck or Sam Elliot mustaches are not cool or tough you look like a creep

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

BREAKING: DMX has died at the age of 50

https://t.co/5kS7T7h6i8

[Austin King @a_king_226]

If Apple was real smart they would make it so that you could have 2 Face ID’s to unlock your phone, one with no mask and one for when you have a mask on 😂😂

[Austin King @a_king_226]

If you’re gonna ride your piece of shit horse on the road and it shits everywhere CLEAN IT OFF THE ROAD

[Austin King @a_king_226]

I can’t wait to eat caramel covered pumpkins and carve apples🎃🍎

[The Game @thegame]

Pop smoke dead but 69 alive. #GuessRatsOutlivingHumansNow

[The Game @thegame]

So black lives only matter when cops kill us ???

[Austin King @a_king_226]

#woo

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Apparently covid only spreads in bars and restaurants, not during street riots

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around

[Austin King @a_king_226]

I think the thing we all take for granted the most is having electricity

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I dont care what anyone says, if you’re a dude and you pay these bitches on only fans you’re a sucker