Abigail Lamb

[sierra @sierrrarae]

Phone call w/my boss:
Boss: "hey hottie"
Me: "hey Jeff, it's Sierra.."
Boss: "sh*t thought you were my wife! So sorry, please don't quit!"

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@miklamb yes you can come celebrate my survival with me

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My reward: whiskey

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Nannying nonstop for 48hrs this weekend... Digging my grave now

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@jesse_the_lamb classic Pegster move

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You know your parents are preparing to be empty nesters when they have a stocking for the dog

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What are finals

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“@noelledalby: My dads out of town this week & I don't know how to change a lightbulb so yeah I won't be in my room at all” come stay with 🙋

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The things people will do....

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@noelledalby @natalierychart @therealsavannah @Jillstolz oh hai, excuse me while I force you guys to my friends 💃

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😂

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W/bae

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@DevonDeJardin God makes great green grass amiright

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@DevonDeJardin 😂

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@DevonDeJardin is this not appealing to you

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Answer: No

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Is there a reason for couples in a coffee shop to be making out?

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“@chrisjackson14: @tlars94 Dear Fred Meyer,

Your muffins are wack. WinCo muffins are better.

Love,
Chris” SUBURBAN DIVA

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Dear @OfficialSoMo

In exchange for tickets to your concert, we will give you nike ES passes

Sincerely
@raxcity_ash
@MiezBeez12
+ me

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@raxcity_ash @OfficialSoMo let's sneak