finalgirl

silly gemini

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@woahokrandy they couldn’t even blend them in 😭

[alex @abjortia]

another summer where i’m still fat and busted

[Tayvis Nation 🏈🫶🏻 @tayvisnation]

her shirt 😭😭😭

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@whoiskelli yeah and she looks GREAT after and you not so much 😔 sorry ms. proportion

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

a cutesie morninggg

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@booorgan like there will be dissertations written about this show

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@iamnopilot you:

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@GunnarThomps0n cucina morni has $7 for hh

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@queensofbravo read this as Marjorie Taylor Green tbh /:

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

two pretty best friends

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@kimpetras gay friday kimmy

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@m8ss3ducti0n @monsterhiii maybe her 14 year old hip replacement

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@emilymiller you’re such a snowflake lol

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

new job is flying me to new york for two weeks for onboarding

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

putting in my two week notice today

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

JUNE 1ST

[finalgirl @a_lanj]

@HousewivesHub wtf?

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE