Ham

Father Abraham.

[Shawn McFarland @McFarland_Shawn]

hell yeah brother

[Ham @a_lawless]

Calling the own-goal play again to start this match is such genius. Go USA!

[Ham @a_lawless]

Looks like @figma config is sponsoring the World Cup background graphics.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

One of the wildest stats in sports:

This is the 46TH CONSECUTIVE SEASON in which a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has appeared in the Stanley Cup Final.

This year, it's Golden Knights defenseman Rasmus Andersson, who played with Jágr in Calgary in 2017-18.

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Meet James, he's a rootin' tootin' Texan who drives a Chevy in a cowboy hat and eats BBQ with a napkin.

As a born and raised Texan, I am definitely falling for this it is super duper convincing!! He's just like me! 😂😂😂

[Ham @a_lawless]

@TravisHeim Yes. Very.

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Since I’m going to be hearing this for the next 6 months as a Texas voter, let me answer the question:

“You would vote for an adulterer over James Talarico? That’s not very Christian.”

Here’s the truth: I would rather vote for almost anyone else who is going to at least advocate for conservative *policies* over a literal heretic who wears my faith like a skin suit, advocates for policies that harm children, endorses immorality and generally harm society.

Ken Paxton has personal baggage. I don’t deny that. But Talarico has plenty too — and he openly mocks God’s law and treats Jesus as a political mascot all while pushing a radical far-left agenda that would be a disaster for my state.

You see, I’m an adult. I do not expect those who are seeking political office to be my moral superiors or even trustworthy. They are tools to be used to do the least amount of damage via policy.

I wish more pastors and men who live godly lives were running. I really do. But the options we get are what they are.

Paxton supports secure borders, law enforcement, lower taxes, unleashing American energy, the Second Amendment, just to name a few.

Talarico supports unlimited abortion, trans-ing children, higher taxes, government-run “healthcare,” and is incredibly comfortable blaspheming the word of God.

I’m not voting for a priest. I’m voting for an imperfect person to represent my interests. That’s how it works.

You’re not going to guilt trip Texans into supporting a looney tunes candidate like Talarico. Paxton will win by 5+.

It’s about policy, not personality.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

Ok he just moved his cursor to click on something, now load an ad and shift the entire page down 10%

[Ham @a_lawless]

@NFL_DovKleiman Let the man shotgun some pizza by the dumpster in peace.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for.

Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

Why do streaming apps make it a scavenger hunt to find the show I was just watching? The "Continue Watching" row should always be the very first option. Period.

[Ham @a_lawless]

Dallas really is the worst.

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

I am always complaining about Dallas's complete lack of interest in preserving history. The Wyland Whale wall, completed in '99 in downtown Dallas, is being painted over for a FIFA ad. The ghouls who are destroying this city should be tarred and feathered.

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Ok… most of you know I was in the organic baby formula business, but what you don’t know is I dabbled in diapers as well.

I also know this baby2baby “non profit” and have had past interactions with them.. I’ll leave that out for now..

Let’s dive into this absolute grifting nonsense. Prepare to be shocked.

California is about to spend $20 million of taxpayer money to give 100,000 newborns 400 diapers each through Baby2Baby.

Do the math with me:
100,000 babies × 400 diapers = 40 million diapers

$20,000,000 ÷ 40,000,000 = $0.50 per diaper!!!!!

Now walk into any Costco in California and you can buy the same quality diapers for .12 to .15 cents each!

That’s $48 to $60 for 400 diapers.
So the state is paying 8–10x more per diaper than a regular family buying in bulk.

They could’ve just handed every low-income new mom $100 cash and told her to go to Costco. She’d get more diapers, better ones if she wanted, and still have money left for formula, wipes, or whatever the hell she actually needs.

But nah… that wouldn’t let Gavin and his connected “nonprofit” girls running the show there cut ribbons, take photos, do galas and be friends with celebrities and brag about the “first-in-the-nation” program while skimming their cut for “administration” and “partnerships.”

This is peak government stupidity!!!

Spend way more money to feel good and look good, instead of just trusting parents with their own damn money.
We’re not helping babies. We’re funding another bloated nonprofit-government grift.

Math doesn’t lie. The diaper math is brutal.

What a scam and a joke!!!!!

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[Ham @a_lawless]

@CRyanJohnson Sick reference bro. Your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.

[M.A. Franklin @FoundationDads]

Ted Lasso is coded as a midwest Christian white dude, but also totally loves abortion and affirming gay lifestyles. He's the liberal wet dream of the "good" Christian, the one without all icky parts. A lovable idiot. Safe. He'll offer no judgement but be the personification of milquetoast Christian platitudes. All forgiveness and no justice. A reverse caricature meant to give the viewer fuzzy feelings about themselves as they look in the mirror. If he existed in real life, everyone would despise him or ignore him.

Which is one reason the show falls flat so often and ran out of steam, and why any morality learned from it will be shallow.

[Jack @jackunheard]

If you’re a man driving a jeep wrangler with 20+ rubber ducks on your windshield, you shouldn’t have the right to vote.