Alaina

don’t talk to me or my fur son ever again

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman]

How your email finds me:

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro

[unblock me george lopez @ihatealmonds]

love the friends I only talk to once a year

[Alaina @a_lengn]

I have this exact tattoo 😂

[Jess is a mess - NOT ACTIVE. @WhyJessWhyJess]

Atlas (/ˈætləs/) is a Titan condemned to hold up the heavens or sky for eternity.

I don't have a deep meaning for this one, only life is short and you should definitely get the funny tattoo. The saggier my butt gets, the funny this is gonna be. That's what I call an investment.

[moustafa @moustafaelzay8]

i love asking 7 different ppl for advice then do what i want

[Jenn @siufantome]

Why garlic cant just born naked

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

my coworker (37m) just bragged about making out with a 22 year old over the weekend and I screamed “EW! You’re 80 years old!!!”

[frogan @fr0gan]

whenever i was in grad school about to have a mental breakdown i would cut my guinea pig eugene's hair into different bang styles instead of my own

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me saying “BUT MIND YOU” to make my connections in a story

[el justin de culiacan @elgaIlino]

😭

[fredesque @FredTaming]

how can i be a silly billy in these conditions