Ever had a rough day at work where an angry patient calls about a bill she’s refusing to pay, and then you end up sitting on the phone listening to her rant about how the Trump administration’s ruining everything for several minutes unable to get a word in? Yeah, me neither.
Ran some errands today, cooked dinner, cleaned the house...husband comes home and his immediate response is to ask me if I took Adderall today. Should I be offended? #modelhousewife#dayoff
Moving out of my parents’ house consists of my mom grabbing random items throughout the house and asking “Do you want this??” Most recent item: tiny metal tongs for squeezing tea bags
Sounds from the kitchen... Mom:”What’s citrus-flavored vodka like?” Dad: “oh, you’re not gonna like it.” Mom:”maybe I’ll just try it.”
Brings me back to my freshman year of college.