lizard

i do not know hoW i got here but also i am a lizard

[lizard @a_lizrd]

Dead #lizard skin cells

[lizard @a_lizrd]

i am a mass of love and dead skin cells

[lizard @a_lizrd]

Fuk my lizard life

[lizard @a_lizrd]

@thomas_violence its bc we reptile don't give a fuk abt what homosapien think #nodress2impress #jointhefight4reptilerites

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

when someone tells you you don't look good in a halter neck

[lizard @a_lizrd]

finally I have been seeing lizard justic in this homo(sapien) dominated plant

[lizard @a_lizrd]

its mister steal yo squirrel *SLAM DUNKS all acorns on yr girl*

[lizard @a_lizrd]

@thomas_violence helllo, i believing I can help yo u

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

youre gonna be very disappointed when i attempt to leverage my twitter brand to kickstart my lizard training school

[lizard @a_lizrd]

sometime anticippation is mor importance than actual experence, like in case of chip eating. take that #science

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

My ice cram cone melt before I have it all. THANKS GLOBAL WARMING ALARMISTS. #scienceKills(icecram)

[lizard @a_lizrd]

i never could have thot that a simple lizard such as me could being so STRESS

[lizard @a_lizrd]

difficult to be hygeneic without thumb yet here i am again

[lizard @a_lizrd]

“@FactsEmpire: Kermit was originally a lizard, not a frog.” another prime examples of reptile racissm #nomorefrogse s

[lizard @a_lizrd]

@Borgore you'll be seeing me soon

[lizard @a_lizrd]

“@OMFGWorld: Male lizard holding up his girlfriend so she can take a nap” as reptile .. they r doing more than that

[lizard @a_lizrd]

sorry f for personal tweet , please be remembering that #reptile is #respecatables and always be eating many fly

[lizard @a_lizrd]

maybe would have gf if alcoholic dad only loved m e

[lizard @a_lizrd]

@KimberlyGatesxo @jedi509 u call yrself animal love r yet u no supporting reptile? disgustin #reptileisrespectable #helpthefight4reptilerite

[lizard @a_lizrd]

can't make it rain but i can make it snow (flakes of my dead, shedding lizard skin)