Alison

I just wanna preface this whole next section by reminding everyone that I’m fine.

[Alison @a_m_c13]

I’m the family group chat icon. That’s me in a 3 year old’s kiddie pool with a beer. essentially; an icon.

[rammy 🏳 @rammy_c8]

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[Alison @a_m_c13]

“Your bitmoji looks JUST like you” is the nicest compliment I’ve heard in so long 🥹

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

My Snapchat memories always reminding me that my frontal lobe was definitely not fully developed in college

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Former McDonald's Employee Opens Car Dealership

[Cindy @cindyloo10]

Me to @a_m_c13 today, actually

[westerosies @westerosies]

Happy International Women’s Day

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

ZERO DEMOCRATS VOTED YES

REPUBLICANS VOTED TO CUT MEDICAID AND SNAP AND HAND TAX CUTS TO BILLIONAIRES

REPUBLICANS DID THIS

REMEMBER THAT

[Will @willne]

makes sense check the rest of them

[skanks @skanks17]

Update: we’re sitting in VIP so I’ve had two dogs, two margs, one beer, a wagyu burger and an ice cream sandwich so far. First pitch is in 20 mins.

[Komẹ @KahunaKome]

You know you’re finished when a lawyer that defended Osama Bin Laden is saying this

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

somebody from the plane crash was airlifted to a trauma center. imagine them sending you back into the air

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Americans are putting insulin on credit cards.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

It’s the same picture

[Joe Kinsey @JoeKinseyexp]

Video of the Year Contender right here. Trust me.

[G* @1GeekStarr]

Brady gave up his family here

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The US economy added just 143,000 jobs last month, fewer than expected
https://t.co/jci2Yq9iPK

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

Democrats: "Trump's nominees all want to destroy our country."

also Democrats: "Let's approve all of Trump's nominees."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jennings: He got permanent troops.

Rampell: Do you know how many troops Mexico had on the border last year? 15,000. Is 10,000 more than 15,000?