andrew martin dodson

My 1st book, ATLAS PERSONALITY, is out. Link below, babyyy!

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

I did something.

I wrote a book.

It's called ATLAS PERSONALITY. It's a memoir about the year my mom died, I had a kid, and my dad was arrested by the FBI.

For a sneak peek, sign up for my newsletter now:
https://t.co/hhm3HryuUN

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

how do you feel about trans rights @KillerMike?

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

@jimmypardo Look, at least the Sox aren't betraying their fans forever in an irreparable way like the A's. In that way, the White Sox are the real winners.

[The Smithee Letter @smitheeletter]

"He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die."

May Cormac McCarthy never truly die.

1933-2023

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

My cousin Tony has passed away. He seemed to be recovering from the fentanyl poisoning but at a routine checkup today one of the nurses was woke, so he died. Please donate to Ron deSantis’s campaign in his memory: https://t.co/GcfKk1nAPL

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

@SethWestmore tf is woke wars?

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

@GeorgieDols24 @mcuban @elonmusk ok bot

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

greta gerwig should release the same statement about the inventor of barbie dolls

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

@HansZimmerLive U.S. tour when?

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

Like me with Elfman's at his age, my 3 year-old is OBSESSED with The Batman theme by @m_giacchino (tbh so am I)

(Oh and please excuse the messy house)

@JessieLnorman @mattreevesLA

[Rick Glassman @RickGlassman]

Petitioning to get @tomsegura come on @ShoesOffPod.

He said he’d come on if this got 100 retweets. Seems doable.

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

@elonmusk

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Elon Musk is deleting accounts that post this video of him being booed for 10 minutes last night at a Dave Chapelle show.
He can’t delete us all. Retweet while you still can.
https://t.co/xMq4hgvRG0

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

TIL @jimmypardo and I both lived in the same building in NoHo. I mean, not at the same time, that'd be sad for him.

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

@friendlysparpod YEAH

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

Someone burped and it smells like a Costco hot dog. Oh how I missed live music.

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

Tonight, I'm going to church for the first time in 1,370 days. And by church, I mean @nineinchnails and instead of "amen," everyone is probably going to shout "fist fuck" at some point.

[𖦹 @swirldaworld]

culinary school students be like “bruh i got spaghetti due at midnight 😰”

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

@AaronishJackson Who??

[andrew martin dodson @a_m_dodson]

@AaronishJackson