alyssa foosel

✨ she/her / 31 year old southern liberal feminist mama to a little libra / all things horror / noodles / naps / sushi / music / movies / art ✨

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[Jenni @hashjenni]

they dont make husbands pathetically devoted to their wives like this anymore

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

Stop leaving out the part of the story where you was a weirdo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes i just zone out like this:

[gill @contactabrother]

Bird of a feather we should kill ourselves together

[LAILA’ A. @laixotic]

Being rubbed to sleep is my favorite type of intimacy.

[nova @comfypill]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck i'm trying

[໊ @user0000O0]

didn’t kill myself in july +1000 aura

[DDLG Playground @ddlg_playground]

oversized t-shirt & panties will forever be the goated combo

[Kenpachi eyepatch ♏️ 🇭🇹 🐝 🚀 @HDIANITHE]

She's so...I see why she's having a melt down right now #Queenofrape

[alyssa foosel @a_m_f_09]

@megantheevalium Thought this was Victoria Paris for a sec

[alyssa foosel @a_m_f_09]

@doctorfollowill We need a Talihina Sky Doc Pt. 2. ❤️ that documentary made me remember why I fell in love with you all in the first place. I’ve been on a KOL kick for the billionth time in my life. Loved you then and now.

[kemi @kemimarie]

sza was so real in ‘broken clocks.’ i will never get over it. that song got a lot of ppl through shit

[alyssa foosel @a_m_f_09]

the colleen ballinger trainwreck apology song gives off the same unhinged vibes as the kevin spacey “let me be frank” video - creeeeeepy

[Zaque @xcxplosion]

me tweeting "i hate nicki" from the missing submarine so the barbz find my location

[alyssa foosel @a_m_f_09]

@HometownDad @krassenstein @znvalentine Are we forgetting the covfefe debacle? Ummmmm?

[alyssa foosel @a_m_f_09]

@yelahaustin Period. Absolutely. Dying. 😂