Mac Welch

My name is Mac. And I'm the Texas Hammer.

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

Name a better roommate I dare you.

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

First tweet in forever and it’s an angry one:
Why is it that every time I listen to Unwritten by Natasha Beddingfield on Spotify now I have to watch a shitty edit of that Sydney Sweeney romcom? I smell a boycott coming on.

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

just cried unironic tears at my big fat greek wedding 3.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

the Confederacy

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

sorry i was late i was crying to landslide in the car

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

why did we never understand that being the new kid in school can be SUCH a social advantage

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

submitting a formal request to make aprons part of the fashion world. far too convenient and and versatile not to use constantly.

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

I freaking dare you to watch this and not feel something.

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

i’m going to vomit at this World Cup final

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

@zacharyjwillis Okay what website/app are you using? These are gorgeous.

[hailey j @haileyjvde]

January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

seeing ads for backstage and actors access pisses me off. all you need to be an “actor” is a phone, a social media presence, and $100. maddening. bleh.

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

@DaltonRayce I was thinking of more of a Survivor, they vote each other off type thing.

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

I could not agree more.

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

we have far too much time on our hands. overthinking, getting in peoples business, overloading your schedule, screaming at strangers, filming people screaming at strangers.
what if it’s partially people responding to a fear of boredom? idk.

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

https://t.co/4KHvBMJjQe

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

yo who was gonna tell me that hundreds of companies across America are watching their employees through webcams and paying them based off when it LOOKS like they’re working

[Mac Welch @a_mac_welch]

https://t.co/10arl39zqC