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[most normal baseball fan @a_mccabe98]

@WxMets Welcome back king

[dr. nora @coolandfunnora]

JUAN SOTO

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Worst day of my life

[most normal baseball fan @a_mccabe98]

@TreIindor20 Get a grip

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

I wish they paid him $500M

[most normal baseball fan @a_mccabe98]

@jcampbell2548 This is extremely cool congrats

[dr. nora @coolandfunnora]

the thunk of brandon slamming into the fence and then the roar of the crowd realizing he caught it is one of the most beautiful sounds in the world to me

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

SOME CHIEFS BAIL OUTS FROM THE PAST 2 SEASONS:

(A thread)

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the woman who makes my italian sandwich at my local deli is more powerful to me than kamala harris

[mike 🛫 @mikeytheasian]

time to bust out one of my favorite @jon_bois quotes again

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

If you look at the results, the American people love abortion, drugs, transpeople and, possibly, porn. It's a fundamental decent country despite a rancid elite.

[most normal baseball fan @a_mccabe98]

@hankgreen Related to chirality but enantiotopicity and diastereotopicity are winners. Also enolizable

[dr. nora @coolandfunnora]

our big beautiful shortstop who we love!!!! and also me and andy!!!!

[most normal baseball fan @a_mccabe98]

I’m not the first to point out that this is extremely evil and at odds with the interest of students, but I will anyway!

[Ryan Walters @RyanWalters_]

I'm excited to announce this initiative with PragerU Kids today. These additional resources will help ensure quality instruction in American history and values, and will enrich educational opportunities for our students

[most normal baseball fan @a_mccabe98]

“I’ll just be the bigger man”

Clearly that’s not the case because you made the tweet complaining about it

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

MrBeast goes OFF on JackSepticEye after he said MrBeast ruined YouTube.

“This clip is insanely disrespectful”

[most normal baseball fan @a_mccabe98]

Excuse me, what the fuck?

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

In the urban black community, a mug shot can be an iconic symbol, both of victimization and of greatness. It’s a defiant UP YOURS to “the man.” Think Tupac Shakur. Trump is now the ultimate gangsta in our culture