Alex Metzger

ER pharmacist 💉 & Illini sports fanatic🏀

[Kurt Wagner @KurtWagner8]

🚨 It's Pub Day 🚨

Truly ecstatic to share that my new book, "Battle for the Bird," is officially out! If you've ever cared about Twitter - or wondered "how did we get here?" - this book is for you! I hope you'll give it a read!

https://t.co/8iq27105HL

[Kurt Wagner @KurtWagner8]

NEW: I am beyond excited to share that my book, “Battle for the Bird,” is coming out in February! This is the culmination of years of reporting on Twitter, and I can’t wait for you all to read it. You can pre-order at the link below.

https://t.co/8iq2710Dxj

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@VaROOOOOOOM They should get demoted to DII after this start 🤮

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@Coach_Metzger @nflcommish Me = 🤡

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@barstoolcarl first timing making a French. How'd we do?

[Adam Metzger @Coach_Metzger]

@MonicaMetzger11 & I would like to introduce our new teammate.

Scarlett Jordyn Metzger
7lbs 13oz
21 inches
Born on 1-5-2022 at 7:16pm

Monica & Scarlett are doing great and are healthy!

Scarlett loves attempting to eat her fingers, being swaddled, and all things Orange/Blue!

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@Coach_Metzger @BroAmClassic @Stelz24 @KyleMason2 This is the type of motivation I needed to help me stay hungry for a repeat victory.

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@OnlyTimCanTell You need me to bail you out

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@ItsKolbs @ESPNLunardi Dont you do this to me

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

Assault

[Barstool Illini @BarstoolILL]

BULLY @AceWolf44

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

At least Purdue made it a closer game this time....😬😬 #illini

[BreezeSports @breezesports]

Pana puts a running clock on Vandalia to take their first Vandalia title since 2012. They win it 73-40 #PanaBB

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

I physically feel sick after watching that

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@luketheduke522 I bet @Coach_Metzger would have folded under the pressure.

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@luketheduke522 Never a doubt....😬

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

Amanda came home when the Illinois' game was 52-53....I'm not saying she is the absolute worst good luck charm, but....

I really wish she was from another state.

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@brody_frederick @stlCupofJoe

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@ItsKolbs Cool humble brag

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

@Jack_Epley Not taking anything away from the remarkable run by the Blues, but Leicester City winning EPL at 5000/1 odds takes the cake if you're including all professional sports. If I remember right I think blues were 250/1 odds when they were in last place to put it into perspective.

[Alex Metzger @a_metz95]

Looking at the #USWNT score from today, and I am wondering if they played futbol or football? 🤔 #13-0